My wife is leaving me because I'm going bald

[[FnG]magnolia]

it's hair loss.

 

[div0]

I'd lawyer up quick, before you have toupée for the divorce.

 

[Nitefly]

In before the dreadlock.

 

[Hagar]

A very sad parting.

 

[ivrytwr3]

That is hairlarious, but tbh, she's probably had it up to hair with you. Sounds like you have both reached the (split) end.

Have you considered therapy? This could help and maybe shave the day.

 

[Sankari]

[FnG]magnolia I have arguably been your strongest defender on this forum, but you are really pushing the limits of that privilege.

 

[Participant]

Just tell her it's fine, The Rock and Jason Statham look amazing bald

 

[LOAM]

Comb over for a chat if you need anything

 

[montymint]

I blame @Feek for these threads…

 

[godinman]

Are you sure it's the root cause?

 

[kinetic747]

A parting of ways is never easy, but you'll be enjoying the fringe benefits of being single again in no time.

 

[iron_monkey]

I thought she'd dyed

 

[Zefan]

I enjoy a one liner joke thread as much as the next man - the highlight being the pathetic attempts at puns in the replies - but I'm sorry this seems like pure folly, call the doctor immediately as you're away with the pixies again. Your condition clearly deteriorating, have you made sure to take the pills we all know you keep neatly arranged in that Michael Cera tin? I'd do so right away, although many bob along just fine most marriages fade over time, but from what you've previously said it would be a great shame if yours were to result in a split end.

 

[Kelt]

I'm sure you'll be able to Regaine her back.

 

[Belly]

Hair today; gone tomorrow

 

[Ayahuasca]

Should’ve flown Turkish Hairlines

 

[Jono8]

it's hair loss.

Is it though.

 

[adidan]

Yeah, I don't think this is the reason

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Is it though.

No. It is not.

 

[Cornubia]

That's got me curled up.