My wife is leaving me because I'm going bald

[mrk]

This is the kind of joke I would say, and I'm pretty sure you aren't my alt


I've said too much.

That's got me curling one up.

Fixed!

 

[Chojin]

I'm sure there are other women that will take a shine to you

 

[Lopéz]

Did she flyaway? Temp situation, or is it perm?

 

[Puzzled]

Women can be so unhairing

 

[cheesefest]

Did she see your father, uncles etc upon marriage?

The few balding men in my family got their genes from their parent who isn’t a blood relative. For example, my grandad’s eldest sister married a man with bald genes. Her sons are/were bald.

 

[Freefaller]

It's hard having to comb through this thread.

 

[cheesefest]

Oh dear. Hair raising experience

 

[cheesefest]

It's hard having to comb through this thread.

Don’t combover the idea

 

[Freefaller]

Hair today gone tomorrow

Dammit that's been done already.

 

[BUDFORCE]

Wow that's a life changing event, make sure you take the time to mullet over.

 

[cheesefest]

You don’t want to split ends over this

 

[Werewolf]

Are you sure that this is the root of the problem?

 

[adidan]

This thread.

Beehive yourself.

 

[gingergundog]

Sounds like you were not pomade for each other after all, maybe you will soon find someone you gel with.

 

[Wizzfizz]

This thread is Bryl

 

[Mr.Cookie]

Im conditioned not to add apostrophise

 

[LOAM]

Put some gangster rap on to get you through it, straighteners out of combton

 

[gingergundog]

Put some gangster rap on to get you through it, straighteners out of combton

Norwoods wit Attitudes?

 

[azazl187]

You'll be head and shoulders over her in no time

 

[sigma]

Norwoods wit Attitudes?

Lol