My Wife's Cat...

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Ahhhh, innit cute?

No. :/

This flipping animal has been the bane of my life the last 3 days. Tuesday She brought in a very leathery and old dead mouse. Crusty!

Yesterday she came in with a very young baby bird (pink and ugly with a couple of bits of fuzz on it's head). It tried to open it's eye when I prodded it with a stick :( . It was still alive, but injured. I had to euthanise it, after which I felt terrible.

Today she came in with ANOTHER baby bird. This one was dead and cold, so I assume the mother had abandoned the nest.

She also bought in a shredded Blackbird a while back, which I nearly reared back to health after 6 weeks. It hated me, but I really liked looking after it. I was sooo looking forward to setting it free after a few more weeks. She nearly could fly, and ate loads constantly. It then snuffed it on my birthday :(

Now the cat's been grounded by my other half for 2 months to stop it doing it again.

My cat however:

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Is too stupid to catch birds, dead or otherwise.

He came indoors the other day with a 6" lump of bacon fat. That was binned, then he appeared with more. Then some marmalade on toast(!). Then he ate a necklace which later appeared as sparkly turds in the litter tray. Then there was the time he had explosive diarrhoea a month ago for 2 weeks. The house hasn't smelt quite the same since...
 
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Wow danza...

Separated at birth?
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Except mines a lot like your otherhalfs :p

Absolute monster, catches/eats everything :p

Woke up one morning and the thing had killed and dragged THREE bunnys/rabbits back to ours and onto the decking! :eek:
 
Don't ground the cat, it wont understand why it is being grounded and it wont stop it hunting.

Get a bell collar so it can be heard.
 
anyways all of ours have at one time or other been pests for bring in the odd catch of the day, but bell colars reduces their chances....now one of them resorts to attacking the other 2 though :(
 
Thats what cats do, my parents cat used to bring baby rabbits home all the time when it was younger.
 
danza said:
He came indoors the other day with a 6" lump of bacon fat. That was binned, then he appeared with more. Then some marmalade on toast(!). Then he ate a necklace which later appeared as sparkly turds in the litter tray. Then there was the time he had explosive diarrhoea a month ago for 2 weeks. The house hasn't smelt quite the same since...


A cat which brings in marmalade on toast and does sparkly turds? :) Let me know if you breed it...
 
Lmao, random story there. Reminds me when my cat ate a piece of string and the next day it was walking around with about a metre of string hanging out it's bum!
 
My friend has 2 cats, one of which ( i dont know what breed it is) but looks like its just got out of a tumble dryer! Nice and fluffy :p

Your wifes cat looked just like ours before he died a few years ago of cancer(of the mouth) so he couldnt eat, poor thing. 18 though so had a good run :)

At a friends 17th party his cat was seen about throughout the night. there was a massive amp with an Ipod hooked upto it which we used for music. Needless to say we woke up to the most god awful smell. His cat, due to the stress of te loud thumping music had managed to defocate up and over most of the wall. :eek: It was hideous and i could smell it downstairs!
 
benjo said:
Ours is a little minx :)

I was waiting for the obligatory comedy Boxer shot ;)

Your dog looks so cool.

As for bells, well they both have them. It doesn't seem to work at all.

The purpose of keeping the cat in is to stop her from raiding nests. There are many in and around my property. Poor chicks don't stand a chance :(
 
Crazy eyes. Looks like my parents cat when she is about to go mental ... at which point it is best to avoid.

Looks beautiful though with those huge pupils. Likewise, your cat is cute too.
 
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