Ahhhh, innit cute?
No. :/
This flipping animal has been the bane of my life the last 3 days. Tuesday She brought in a very leathery and old dead mouse. Crusty!
Yesterday she came in with a very young baby bird (pink and ugly with a couple of bits of fuzz on it's head). It tried to open it's eye when I prodded it with a stick
. It was still alive, but injured. I had to euthanise it, after which I felt terrible.Today she came in with ANOTHER baby bird. This one was dead and cold, so I assume the mother had abandoned the nest.
She also bought in a shredded Blackbird a while back, which I nearly reared back to health after 6 weeks. It hated me, but I really liked looking after it. I was sooo looking forward to setting it free after a few more weeks. She nearly could fly, and ate loads constantly. It then snuffed it on my birthday

Now the cat's been grounded by my other half for 2 months to stop it doing it again.
My cat however:
Is too stupid to catch birds, dead or otherwise.
He came indoors the other day with a 6" lump of bacon fat. That was binned, then he appeared with more. Then some marmalade on toast(!). Then he ate a necklace which later appeared as sparkly turds in the litter tray. Then there was the time he had explosive diarrhoea a month ago for 2 weeks. The house hasn't smelt quite the same since...
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