My Xsara Picasso experiment

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Dear fellow forum readers, I wonder if you'll help support a little experiment I've decided to conduct.

I found a similar thing with my old car but my new one seems to be showing signs of even greater powers.

No matter where I park my car, how out of the way, whether I park with mm precision in the centre of a space or 1/2 mm away from the curb on the end of a row whenever I come back to my car there it is. A Xsara Picasso parked at an angle no more than a couple of inches from my car. How they manage to extract themselves from said vehicle I have no idea but the chewed up edge on the doors bump strip gives a clue.

Such is this phenomenon I think I should start parking in more and more obscure and remote places to see if I can still manage to attract the mystical Picasso. I was thinking to start with the centre of Stone Henge or the middle of the Sahara desert. From my current findings I estimate that it will be just 15 minutes before a Picasso tracks me down and parks up within door bashing proximity.

I therefore ask for suggestions of challenging places I can park to see if the Picasso can follow my scent and its owner give my door a friendly nudge with theirs to let me know they are there.

Many thanks,

Lordrobs- currently being driven insane by the morons in every ******* car park I happen to frequent

:mad:
 
i had a similar experiance yesterday, return to work at 6pm to swap cars to find a renault scenic 2in's away from my passanger door. No idea how they got out.

must have arrived after 5 though when the car park is completly emtpy, muppet.
 
Thats what bugs me about my latest sighting out of the office window. The car park is maybe 25% full at most and there were plenty of spaces nearer the entance :mad:
 
Or as I've noticed the choice of perfectly round 4'2" tall 4'2" wide women.
...who are convinced they are driving something HUGE despite the fact that it's actually quite a small vehicle, has an awesome turning circle, great all round vision, power control on everything and has no bonnet to speak of. I really don't know how they manage to drive them so badly :confused:
 
Xsara Picasso = The choice a man with no life!

= the choice of a man on a short budget

its a well known fact, if your on a budget and want a people carrier, white man buys a picasso

asian men buy those horrible toyota lucida / Nissan Serena things.
 
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