MySpace - the worst made website ever?

The internet phenomenon that is known as MySpace isn't something I fully understand, however it is something that I must fully respect, because any website that drums up over 65 million users is doing something extremely right.

So why has MySpace become so bloody successful, why is it that every angst filled teenager doesn't consider themselves complete without one?

Whenever my curiosity gets the better of me and I venture onto the site - looking at the profile pages, my eyes get raped by the custom designs I see.

They very often look like the ******* child of a 6 year old's imagination and badly written poetry.

Also, the majority of these profiles are littered with pictures of the owner, pulling various self indulgent poses. Often over exposed and in black and white.

But despite this train-wreck of a profile design that each page seems to share, MySpace's popularity has sky rocketed.

The key to it is simple, extremely simple. "MySpace" the name is the whole concept rolled into one convenient word. People want an identity, people want to be able to reinvent themselves, become exactly who they want to be with the power of customisation. They can show the world their favourite side of themselves. After all having your own corner of the web is a nice thing to have. I'm guilty of it myself with my own site.

But why choose the internet to do this?

Thinking back to my own childhood, I had many places to hang out with my friends. But as the world became a more dangerous place and also more intolerant adults taking action against teens hanging out in public places, some have been forced to seek out their refuges online. The founder of MySpace has been very clever in offering exactly what these kids want in their refuge. MySpace isn't a typical community, web standards, design guidelines, even literacy don't have a place here, it’s a place where adults and adult conformity are considered the outsiders - even if it's the adults who provide the tools they use.
 
If you'd asked me a month ago what I think of MySpace, I'd have gone off on a rant about kids, egos, and everything else wrong with the world. But I was persuaded to give it a go, and it actually starts to make sense. It's very easy to avoid the kids, and there are some genuinely interesting people on there. Just don't pay attention to the people who obviously take it too seriously!

However, I think the single greatest thing about it is how easy it is to have anyone's music playing on your profile. I've discovered several new bands and singers (one of whom is from my hometown) just from navigating through friends.

As for the design of the site: it sucks, hard. The fact that you have to paste HTML into your profile to style it is stupid. To stop the text in your interests turning into links, you have to put <Z> in there. And it doesn't work on some of them! It's all schoolboy stuff. Frankly, the number of problems with it is embarrassing. The way that Facebook looks and works is much nicer, though in terms of functionality, it's nowhere near as easy to use as MySpace.

Given that MySpace was bought by News Corp nearly two years ago, it's disappointing that it is still such a pain to use. I guess they're happy with the money it's bringing in.
 
Nicely designed MySpace profiles are one in a million, though it's surprising how anyone can forge some sort of style out of that tag soup. Soup's a bit of an understatement though - ocean might be more fitting.

Anyway, the fact that MySpace is appealing to the lowest common denominator is no excuse. Their service, as far as reliability goes, is pretty damned awful; but I'm far from jealous - it's difficult to be so when the project's scope is so out of one's league.

My gripe with it is that they could appeal to not only the lowest common denominator—but everyone—by having a decent uptime/less random errors occurring. I barely use the service, but getting errors when I want to just view a band profile or something is ridiculous, getting "an unknown error has occurred" time after time. How can anyone program "unknown" errors into a site!?

Though evidently their predominantly "stupid" userbase, if I may say, doesn't really care. They have certainly found their niche in this group, and it's working very well. It is a monopoly and unfair on genuinely well-programmed and elegant social networking sites.
 
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