"At one terrifying moment he spots a squirrel lurking in the trees above him."
PK!
Aside from the title, how does the teenager do? Did you just film him getting cold?

He's going to try building a shelter, bedding, going to try making a fire, etc. We're doing it in a week or so.
He probably will just get cold though.![]()

If he manages to make fire, make sure he jumps around grunting and beating his chest all alpha-male/caveman/gorilla style.
"FIIIIIIIRE! UG UG UG!"
As long as Im alive, then I think youtube is a likely destination.


Would that be an ordinary red/gray squirrel or some ill-temperd-Mutated Squirrel?
The ill-tempered-mutated variety of course. They are actually quite rare because the frickin' lasers on their heads keep starting forest fires and burning them alive. This should be mentioned in the documentary as their plight really could do with some media attention.
PK!
I'd be really tempted to turn the documentary into a mickey-take. There's not really much surviving you can do in the average british wood, unless you want to eat some mysterious berries and have the runs for two weeks.
PK!

"Where's my pot noodle".
"Shrubtucker dude".
"Survivor (barely)".
"Where's my pot noodle".

