need a difficult question!

[ivrytwr3]

Bear with me..........

We are off on a social trip with work and it's going to be a bit a pub crawl on the premise of it being a 'development' outing!!

A talk will be given on a specific subject and at the end a little quiz - purely for fun to wake everyone up.

Now then there will be smarties for the winner and a wooden spoon for the last team. The boss will be there and we would all like him to be the loser and to have to carry the spoon for the remainder of the day.

So to make sure he loses, we want to ask him the most obscure, non-subject related question ever.

1 question you could put to your boss that will raise a giggle and not get you sacked?

 

[rhysduck]

Can you explain the female mind in no less that 300 words.

The answer is always No.

 

[MickeyFinns]

What's the capital of Australia trips a lot of people up.

Or what's the largest desert on earth? Antartica.

 

[NealR]

Why do we say the alarm went off when, in fact, it went on?

....

 

[The Dread Pirate]

It's 1971 a sweedish man is driving and crashes into a tree What caused the accident?

 

[Reaper 392]

Its 1971. A Swedish man crashes into a tree. What causes the accident?
(Its nothing medical and nothing's wrong with the car)

*edit*
dammit, i had the question written out for three minutes but just carried on watching the video before pressing post

 

[NealR]

It's 1971 a sweedish man is driving and crashes into a tree What caused the accident?

MOOSE!..... in the road, swerved round to avoid it and went crashing off into the tree!

 

[ivrytwr3]

It's 1971 a sweedish man is driving and crashes into a tree What caused the accident?

was it a moose?


loooooooooooooooooool!!!! I like what you did there.

 

[The Dread Pirate]

All who said a moose were correct!

and reaper you've gotta work on your timing dude

 

[Holliday]

"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

 

[The Dread Pirate]

True or False - is this statement false?

 

[Resident]

It's 1971 a sweedish man is driving and crashes into a tree What caused the accident?

Its 1971. A Swedish man crashes into a tree. What causes the accident?
(Its nothing medical and nothing's wrong with the car)

*edit*
dammit, i had the question written out for three minutes but just carried on watching the video before pressing post

Smegging brilliant.

 

[ivrytwr3]

The winner is:

a. Can you explain the female mind in no less that 300 words?

b. You can still save your team if you can answer this one correctly. Are you getting the first round in? Wooden spoon or smarties? Your call.

 

[ivrytwr3]

was waiting for the flight of an unladen swallow question to pop up.

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Fine!

What... is the average air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

[Ahleckz]

The winner is:

Inb4 disciplinary hearing.

 

[Reaper 392]

Fine!

What... is the average air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

I thought that everyone knew this was 24mph

 

[The Dread Pirate]

I thought that everyone knew this was 24mph

Thats a european swallow... or was it african... gimmie a second I need to do the math.


edit: 24mph is the european

 

[mame]

Either make it a set-up with eveyone but the boss 'in' on it

or

Pretty much every job i've had, it would be pretty easy to come up with a genuine quiz about the job itself that the boss would most probably come last in.

 

[mp3duck]

It's 1971 a sweedish man is driving and crashes into a tree What caused the accident?

Was that then they switched from driving on the correct side of the road (the left) to the wrong side (the right)??

Sorry if someone said already, did see it if they have

edit: OK, so it was a moose.
edit 2: and Sweden switched in 1967