Need a practical joke to get back at my manager :)

Evil^ said:
I say do what Jeremy did to James on top gear in the young drivers challenge, glue the buttons on his CD player and put some Techno full blast :D

or

Change his windows log on sound to something ~uhm~ aswell as his shutdown sound :P saw this done with some goat noises and some other noises on youtube once but I cant think of the name, guy shut it down in a library and got a nasty surprise :P

EDIT: found it
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seriously, do this but as start up sound and have his speakers up nice and loud :p
 
Evil^ said:
Change his windows log on sound to something ~uhm~ aswell as his shutdown sound :P saw this done with some goat noises and some other noises on youtube once but I cant think of the name, guy shut it down in a library and got a nasty surprise :P

EDIT: found it
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I reach for Tina's books any day.
 
I've done this to a couple of people at work:

1 - Google (images) for a screenshot of a BSOD
2 - Create a sub-folder in My Pictures e.g. "BSOD"
3 - Place BSOD screenshot into aforementioned folder
4 - Open up display properties > screensaver
5 - Select "picture slideshow" screensaver
6 - Point it to aforementioned folder, set full screen
7 - Wait until boss/colleague is back in the room

The prank won't last long but should prove a couple of minutes of lulz :-)
 
Monserrat said:
I've done this to a couple of people at work:

1 - Google (images) for a screenshot of a BSOD
2 - Create a sub-folder in My Pictures e.g. "BSOD"
3 - Place BSOD screenshot into aforementioned folder
4 - Open up display properties > screensaver
5 - Select "picture slideshow" screensaver
6 - Point it to aforementioned folder, set full screen
7 - Wait until boss/colleague is back in the room

The prank won't last long but should prove a couple of minutes of lulz :-)
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Or you could you right click on the picture (in google) and click "Set as background"


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Or you could you right click on the picture (in google) and click "Set as background"
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If you set as background then surely desktop icons will spoil the surprise - needs to be as above or set as screen saver
 
tuffty747 said:
Just to point you guys in the right direction (I work with Megahurtz)
We're salesmen in a local electrical store, so there's not really an office we can purge, and he's not into computers and stuff anyways. (Shock horror, I know...)

However, his car is his pride and joy, so I'm pretty sure something against that would hit him hard :D
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Slip a trucker a tenner to bump it with his trailer.....;)
 
D1ngd0ng said:
If you set as background then surely desktop icons will spoil the surprise - needs to be as above or set as screen saver
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Sorry, yes I'm stupid, or rather working nights is frying my brain. It seems I've just been reduced to the level of forgetting the difference between a background and screensaver.

I think I forgot screensavers existed!
 
D1ngd0ng said:
If you set as background then surely desktop icons will spoil the surprise - needs to be as above or set as screen saver
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Right-click the desktop -> View -> Untick show desktop icons

Then make sure the taskbar is moved to the top of the screen and set it to auto hide.

Voila.
 
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If you set as background then surely desktop icons will spoil the surprise - needs to be as above or set as screen saver
Right-click the desktop -> View -> Untick show desktop icons

Then make sure the taskbar is moved to the top of the screen and set it to auto hide.

Voila.
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LOL, evil mind; sorely tempted to try this next time someone forgets to lock their pc at work
 
hire a skank prostitute to approach him when hes with his family and for her to pretend she knows him and wants to suck his ****!!! for another 'dimebag' or bag of coke
 
Drop a couple of sprats (little fish) inside his heater matrix area and then just wait a few days.
Or spill some milk in his car footwells, it smells rank after a while.
 
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