Need cheering up!

[Von Smallhausen]

I went to a party last week.

The DJ played Sit Down by James so we all sat down.

He then played Jump Around so we all jumped around.

He then played Come on Eileen .......... and I got kicked out.

 

[Cosimo]

Oh god it’s one am and I’m having a bad day. You’ve probably slept it off by now.

 

[robgmun]

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Getting raped.

I went to a party last week.

The DJ played Sit Down by James so we all sat down.

He then played Jump Around so we all jumped around.

He then played Come on Eileen .......... and I got kicked out.

Best ones so far

 

[Gackt]

Need cheering up? Meet me behind the office.