Need help getting one witness

[Voltar]

Take Hovis and pics.

Congratulations OP

 

[Twirlywoos]

I hope this isn't one of those secret weddings

If it's not have a great day and congratulations !!!

 

[Banzai_Joe]

Congrats and good luck.

But.....weirdest thread of the year for me.

No family or friends to be a witness?

My theory: Schumi will be abducted, made to live in a caravan and work like a slave in the The Lysanders' den of debauchery!

There!

So long schumi

 

[Kazz]

Congrats Lysander!

Ignore the numpty's in the thread

 

[Lysander]

My theory: Schumi will be abducted, made to live in a caravan and work like a slave in the The Lysanders' den of debauchery!

There!

Damn, foiled again.

 

[4T5]

My Theory is Lysander is being payed a Bazillion Nigerian Dollar for an arranged marriage to a tribal princess.

 

[Alan!]

Congratulations Lysander.

I hope you and the future Mrs Lysander have a great day.

 

[One More Solo]

I'm having visions now of schumi turning up to an empty registry office only to find Lysander on his own wearing a trollface mask.

 

[schumi84]

Absolute LOL at the responses so far.

Well the hay is in the car so just now waiting for all the kids to kick out so I can get dressed up . I'll pick some Hovis up on the way, maybe some Bird's Custard as well.

I'm having visions now of schumi turning up to an empty registry office only to find Lysander on his own wearing a trollface mask.

If it is this then that would make my Christmas

 

[KIA]

Good luck Lysander!

 

[Lysander]

I'll pick some Hovis up on the way, maybe some Bird's Custard as well.

My gf is very photo shy so there won't be too much of that I'm afraid!

 

[schumi84]

Damn, oh well, was worth a try to appease the OcUK masses

 

[aa6972]

I really want to know how this turns out

 

[Sudden]

Just saw the thread. In Richmond at the moment. If I wasn't working, would be half tempted to go down and see.

 

[Zogger]

My gf is very photo shy so there won't be too much of that I'm afraid!

"Location: Flatland"

Presumably she only exists in two dimensions so I'm not surprised.

 

[TehBluebear]

My gf is very photo shy so there won't be too much of that I'm afraid!

Hovis on head, dammit man! There are lives at stake!

 

[mattyprice4004]

I'd so have been up for this if I was local. Best of luck!

 

[platypus]

My gf is very photo shy so there won't be too much of that I'm afraid!

Oh seriously, come on. A photo of your wedding for the forum that produced a witness for you!

 

[Amnesia]

What about a photo of Schumi and Lysander together.

 

[gillywibble]

What about a photo of Schumi and Lysander together.