Need help getting Revenge

.Kencs

.Kencs

.Kencs

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Right, I started my new job in a Networks department full of lads and for the past 2 weeks, i had them wind me up everyday...Ranging from removing me from works network, removing components from my machine, to putting vinigar in my coffee. The list goes on what they have done, but there is one bloke who is ALWAYS doing it, so i need to get revenge....small revenges are ok, but ideally 1 BIG revenge attack he wont forget, but i cant afford for him to flip his lid....please help before i lose the plot lol

Thanks in advance
 
That would be perfect BUT I dont normally get access to his system cuz he is the HEAD of NETWORKS so he ALWAYS locks his machine when he is away
 
:) Liking that 1 Andri cuz its something i can get away with.....my 3 ideas are:
He comes to work on a push bike because his car blew up so...

1-way ties on his spokes so it makes a lovely sound wen riding off, then he will need to spend ages removing them...

Industrial role of clingfilm and completed wrap his bike up

he always leaves his car window slightly open so fill his car to the brim with styrofoam balls for wen he opens the car :D lol
 
Right...Today is Revenge day :-)

I'll let people know which one I decided to do but if you have any simple ones to work up to the big bang, let me know :-)
 
Starters:
Selotape under his mouse on the sensor and left handed click

Main Course:
Attaached 1-way ties to all of his back wheel spokes for a nice sound when riding home.
followed by a helping on clingfilm covering the bike
then followed by the 'cracked screen image with the hidden icons and the mouse and keyboard disconnected'

Deserts:
connect rubber bands to his chair from under his desk so wen he pulls his chair out it will keep bouncing back :)

Will keep u posted
 
Tru said:
Bind him to desk, face up, then fetch a dish towel and large jug of water.

Place the towel over his nose and mouth and start slowly dripping the water on to it.

Eventually, he will have to breathe in and will get a lung full of water, it will sting like hell and he will need you to pound his chest to stop him drowning.

When he can talk again ask him if he still wants to play stupid office games, repeat procedure until he answers in the negative.
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OK.....Kinda scared now...I've got to admit, iv read some sick twisted ideas on the forum but they have kept me laughin lol
 
Well, yesterday didnt go too well, most things back-fired, but i added a little extra, i grabbed a handful of 1 way ties and nailed that bike to the bike rack lol....imagine ** in a rush to leave work, u go to unlock ** bike, to find a handful of 1 way ties nailing ** back wheel to the bike rack lol...
today the games continue... :)
 
Starters:
Selotape under his mouse on the sensor and left handed click
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He checked his mouse as soon as he got back, and then got me back with it this morning...

Main Course:
Attaached 1-way ties to all of his back wheel spokes for a nice sound when riding home.
followed by a helping on clingfilm covering the bike
then followed by the 'cracked screen image with the hidden icons and the mouse and keyboard disconnected'
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I tried to get into his account via remote desktop for the cracked screen and couldnt get passed his security so that screw it and i had no clingfilm to hand...
I added some vinigar to his coffee though, and went for a fag, when i came back i took a drink of my own coffee to find he had switched them back

This guy is quick on his feet...The other lads have stopped playing jokes, its just this one geeza now who i cant seem to get cuz he appears to be too good lol...

:'(
 
Well i couldnt think of a good revenge so he asked me to do some important things which were urgent and needed doing asap, otherwise he *** get introuble, so i pushed them aside and he took the fall for it, he aint happy and is no longer talking to me so now im worry free LMAO
 
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