Need help getting Revenge

.Kencs

.Kencs

.Kencs

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Right, I started my new job in a Networks department full of lads and for the past 2 weeks, i had them wind me up everyday...Ranging from removing me from works network, removing components from my machine, to putting vinigar in my coffee. The list goes on what they have done, but there is one bloke who is ALWAYS doing it, so i need to get revenge....small revenges are ok, but ideally 1 BIG revenge attack he wont forget, but i cant afford for him to flip his lid....please help before i lose the plot lol

Thanks in advance
 
Find an image of a cracked screen, apply it as his background, hide taskbar and icons, unplug mouse and keyboard.

Job done.
 
1. If his chair is on wheels... remove them.
2. Superglue his cup/pen/mouse to the desk.
3. Remove all the keyboard keys or just superglue them so he cant use them
4. if he has speakers set up his PC so when he turns it on an audio file blairs out "i'm watching pron" or some such

thats all i can think of at the moment.

*edit*

Fill his desk draws with foam/glitter or any other annoying thing you can find.
Cover his whole desk, pc and everything in pink post-it notes
 
That would be perfect BUT I dont normally get access to his system cuz he is the HEAD of NETWORKS so he ALWAYS locks his machine when he is away
 
Large fish from supermarket. Wrap in newspaper. Open bottom drawer in desk, drop fish behind. Leave. Enjoy bad smell after a few days.

Superglue mug to desk, handset to phone, punch the **** in the middle of the face etc.
 
poo in a bag, set fire to it..... leave it under his desk.

ps. if you take revenge on your boss it could back fire!!
 
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