need some things to do.

Get a text to speach program and make funny messages. With the free ones you cant export it so run it through speakers, re-record it and make it your text message/ring tone
 
Watch a Justin Bieber song on Youtube while knocking the bishop's hat off. When you're finished begin to cry and then awkwardly call your girlfriend up to finish with her. Spend the next 4 weeks questioning your sexuality, life, and your place in the world before ending everything in a drug-fuelled shootout with police.

Tell us how you get on with that.
 
[FnG]magnolia;16798952 said:
Watch a Justin Bieber song on Youtube while knocking the bishop's hat off. When you're finished begin to cry and then awkwardly call your girlfriend up to finish with her. Spend the next 4 weeks questioning your sexuality, life, and your place in the world before ending everything in a drug-fuelled shootout with police.

Tell us how you get on with that.
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Like actually PMSL.
 
Learn to play the banjo.

Once accomplished this gives you an excuse to carry a banjo, thus opening up a world of possibilities revolving around the fact you now have a banjo you hit people in the face with when the inevitable ask you why you are carrying a banjo.

Moral of the story, never mess with a man carrying a banjo.
 
im so tierd. leave me alown. Ive been playing cod for a fair few hours now. im all fapp'ed out. :(
 
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