Need something witty

Gaygle · 9 Jul 2010 at 14:12

Kill him.

Participant · 9 Jul 2010 at 14:28

Anonymous tip off to the police at 2am that you think you saw Raoul Moat hiding in his mum's bedroom.

Parky · 9 Jul 2010 at 15:08

When he's not looking wee in his drinks.

Marky · 9 Jul 2010 at 15:09

SLAP HIM!

Begbie · 9 Jul 2010 at 15:15

Brilliant!

Don't want it going too far, I could see the office ending up in full scale war. Will stick to the odd name change.

ojrules · 9 Jul 2010 at 16:35

Parky said:
When he's not looking wee in his drinks.

seen this done before, at a curry house with my mates. pure brilliance

A.N.Other · 9 Jul 2010 at 16:59

ojrules said:
seen this done before, at a curry house with my mates. pure brilliance

But I take it you didn't see it when they did it to you ...

bledd · 9 Jul 2010 at 17:05

This guy must have a death wish, has he not seen your pool scene in Trainspotting?

ojrules · 9 Jul 2010 at 17:11

A.N.Other said:
But I take it you didn't see it when they did it to you ...

ahh, well they already spiked my drink with salt and pepper (they would have bragged if they'd peed in it

).. i went to the toilet, came back and everyone was ready to down their drinks, alas i didnt figure untill just after...

sanaxe1 · 9 Jul 2010 at 17:14

tit's McGee.

EDIT - Since when has automatic swear word filtering been on.