Need to send something HEAVY to the states, options?

[AthlonTom]

Chuck Norris could round house kick it to the states and back...


yea, this is so last month

Yeah, Jack Bauers the man now

If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.
Jack Bauer named his cat 'Chuck Norris.' Why? Because He's a pussy.
Jack Bauer removed the "Escape" button from his keyboard. Jack Bauer never needs to escape.

 

[SB118]

Buy an ICBM, swap the warhead for your parcel, there super accurate and everything

Using Dave as a warhead would probably do more damge