neighbour had lubricant sprayed through letterbox

itchy · 10 Sep 2016 at 23:44

Its so the dogs go flying when intruders enter.

drs101 · 10 Sep 2016 at 23:55

itchy said:
Its so the dogs go flying when intruders enter.

really?

roddypoddy · 10 Sep 2016 at 23:55

Cannot see your location,are you in Italy by any chance?

drs101 · 10 Sep 2016 at 23:58

roddypoddy said:
Cannot see your location,are you in Italy by any chance?

No london why?

Akagi · 11 Sep 2016 at 00:11

drs101 said:
Yeh thats what i was thinking

+1 Could be.

We all know the best course of action is to push a small child through the fanlight and get them to open the door. Maybe they got confused and tried the same thing with the letterbox?

Angilion · 11 Sep 2016 at 00:52

drs101 said:
not sure as they washed most of it away, possibly WD40

I think that WD40 would work as an accelerant for arson. Maybe that was the intention and they were scared off/realised they had the wrong house/changed their mind.

Akagi · 11 Sep 2016 at 00:53

Its not really flammable, its too oily.

You can hold a blowtorch to a puddle of WD40 for ages and it won't do anything.

JayMax · 11 Sep 2016 at 00:59

I'd report it to the authorities, Keith Vaz had the same thing happen to him earlier this week.

413x · 11 Sep 2016 at 07:51

Maybe someone was enjoying some bum fun,
had been scammed by your neighbour on eBay,
was a member of this forum,
Got advised to do the inevitable,
Instead of pooing inadvertently lubed through the letterbox due to line 1?

Cosimo · 11 Sep 2016 at 08:00

Your neighbour has a sexy letterbox. Tell them to put up a small curtain in front of it and charge fifty quid a knock...

Orionaut · 11 Sep 2016 at 09:38

Malevolence said:
Indeed, the local scum channelling their inner Tooms.

Scum are usually dumb enough to go back to the same house again.

Make to go out, drive the car round the corner and then lurk in the darkness behind the front door.

Once the scummy little arm is well through, Stuff a 14" grade 0 steel knitting needle through it!

Bonjour · 11 Sep 2016 at 09:41

Makes sense. Who would dry-hump a letter box?

fatiain · 11 Sep 2016 at 13:07

The potential burglar must have skinny arms, I can hardly get my hand through my letterbox, even when I'm lubed up!

drs101 · 11 Sep 2016 at 15:15

fatiain said:
The potential burglar must have skinny arms, I can hardly get my hand through my letterbox, even when I'm lubed up!

So what do you think its about? Im still not 100% it was that but dont have a better explination

krisboats · 11 Sep 2016 at 16:05

Acme said:
Its not really flammable, its too oily.

You can hold a blowtorch to a puddle of WD40 for ages and it won't do anything.

Beautifully flammable while being sprayed though. Hold a lighter to a can and the flames are quite spectacular; a sort of fiery, fluid-in-motion compared to say a deodorant can.

koolpc · 11 Sep 2016 at 16:18

drs101 said:
So what do you think its about? Im still not 100% it was that but dont have a better explination

Was it for the pink elephant to get into the house?

Akagi · 11 Sep 2016 at 16:36

krisboats said:
Beautifully flammable while being sprayed though. Hold a lighter to a can and the flames are quite spectacular; a sort of fiery, fluid-in-motion compared to say a deodorant can.

Fair point, but that is the butane rather than the WD40 itself.

fatiain · 11 Sep 2016 at 18:07

drs101 said:
So what do you think its about? Im still not 100% it was that but dont have a better explination

*shrugs*

People are strange...

=XDC=FluphyBunny · 11 Sep 2016 at 20:24

Mystery solved. Your neighbours letter box?