neighbour had lubricant sprayed through letterbox

drs101 said:
Yeh thats what i was thinking
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+1 Could be.

We all know the best course of action is to push a small child through the fanlight and get them to open the door. Maybe they got confused and tried the same thing with the letterbox? :p
 
Its not really flammable, its too oily.

You can hold a blowtorch to a puddle of WD40 for ages and it won't do anything.
 
Maybe someone was enjoying some bum fun,
had been scammed by your neighbour on eBay,
was a member of this forum,
Got advised to do the inevitable,
Instead of pooing inadvertently lubed through the letterbox due to line 1?
 
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Your neighbour has a sexy letterbox. Tell them to put up a small curtain in front of it and charge fifty quid a knock...
 
Malevolence said:
Indeed, the local scum channelling their inner Tooms.
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Scum are usually dumb enough to go back to the same house again.

Make to go out, drive the car round the corner and then lurk in the darkness behind the front door.

Once the scummy little arm is well through, Stuff a 14" grade 0 steel knitting needle through it! :D
 
The potential burglar must have skinny arms, I can hardly get my hand through my letterbox, even when I'm lubed up!
 
Acme said:
Its not really flammable, its too oily.

You can hold a blowtorch to a puddle of WD40 for ages and it won't do anything.
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Beautifully flammable while being sprayed though. Hold a lighter to a can and the flames are quite spectacular; a sort of fiery, fluid-in-motion compared to say a deodorant can.
 
krisboats said:
Beautifully flammable while being sprayed though. Hold a lighter to a can and the flames are quite spectacular; a sort of fiery, fluid-in-motion compared to say a deodorant can.
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Fair point, but that is the butane rather than the WD40 itself. :p
 
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