Never been so glad to get home...

[mcast123]

Long story short, sat night out with mate, many beers, 4 girls (one very attractive, two reasonably attractive and one "with a large personality"). My sober mate goes home to his GF around 11pm and I'm left doing shots with the 4 girls. I woke up at 4am with a naked girl staring at me and breathing in my face, guess which one it was?

My mate texted me to say I was getting on well with the very attractive one. At what point did I lose all brain function and decide that size 20+ was better than size 8?

Never been so glad to get home, switch my PC on, post on OC and watch a DVD. I'm having waking nightmares. /help

 

[Zip]

Whats 20+ in Australian sizes?

 

[Deleted member 329]

fat chicks need love too

 

[BruceLee]

Whats 20+ in Australian sizes?

 

[Zip]

Just found this

The sizes are one out...

Australian 12 = UK 10
Australian 14 = UK 12 etc etc

So that must mean you were with an Australian 22?


Thats a whole lot of lovin

 

[jellybeard999]

Wasnt called Rosie was she ?

 

[marl]

Drink in, wit out!

 

[Big Kev]

Wasnt called Rosie was she ?

 

[dannyjo22]

Wasnt called Rosie was she ?

Is that a Shallow Hal reference, I only watched that yesterday.

 

[233]

expect a ZOMG fat bird i porked just told me she's preggers thread in a month or so

 

[Big Kev]

Is that a Shallow Hal reference, I only watched that yesterday.

Whole Lotta Rosie - AC/DC

 

[dannyjo22]

Whole Lotta Rosie - AC/DC

Ah ok the fat girl in Shallow Hal was called Rosie.

 

[neocon]

urgh dirty boy

go and scrub all the fat juices off in the shower

 

[BallisticJack]

Long story short, sat night out with mate, many beers, 4 girls (one very attractive, two reasonably attractive and one "with a large personality"). My sober mate goes home to his GF around 11pm and I'm left doing shots with the 4 girls. I woke up at 4am with a naked girl staring at me and breathing in my face, guess which one it was?

My mate texted me to say I was getting on well with the very attractive one. At what point did I lose all brain function and decide that size 20+ was better than size 8?

Never been so glad to get home, switch my PC on, post on OC and watch a DVD. I'm having waking nightmares. /help

Easy way to save face on this one...tell your mates that after carefull assessment you weren't convinced the other girls would be the right "fit"! Tell them that because of the size of your "organ" you needed to find a "cathedral" to play in.

 

[Efour]

just face upto it ..

size 8 girls are just nice to look at, no one like shagging a stick. Bigger chicks is where its at. Sooner you work that out, sooner you reach nirvana.

 

[SexyGreyFox]

Whats 20+ in Australian sizes?

Whole Lotta Rosie

(damn jellybird999 and Big Kev beat me)

 

[knip]

Size 12 Knip feels a lot better for hearing that.
What about a teeny bit of a belly?

 

[Zefan]

Bigger chicks is where its at. Sooner you work that out, sooner you reach nirvana.

Yeah I thought that, until I shagged one.

 

[Efour]

Yeah I thought that, until I shagged one.

your loss :O

 

[iCraig]

Fat girls are like mopeds, fun for a ride until your mate catches you on one.