New cause of cancer found (you wont beleive this one)

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If we believed everything these scientists came up with then 'if you get hungry eat a bit o dust!' :p

can't see any of these foods being life threatening
 
Sleepy said:
If you're worried about prostate cancer then jerk off frequently and for the females spit don't swallow.

Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
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Im safe then :D :cool:

Masturbation is part of people's sexual repertoire.
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I just found that quote funny :p :D

If these findings hold up, then it's perfectly reasonable that men should be encouraged to masturbate," he said.
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Who needs encouragement :p
 
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Hmmm so lots of things cause cancer - it would be much better if it had a more threataning name, we should call it Jack Bauer or something. Mind you then it would kill everyone who got it.

Wounded.

Jack Bauer wasn't born, he was unleashed.
 
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Haly said:
I heard somewhere that living causes death :eek:
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"For in a real sense it is true that as soon as we are born, we begin to die......." W.F.Cobb, Mysticism and the creed 1914.

A tad morbid but true, nonetheless :)

Stan :)
 
Zip said:
In fact i think most the food we eat isnt really "Australian" food, just what people eat from over seas and bring recipes with them :eek:
Well except maybe some styles of cooking lamb and a few other things :)
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You forget - those 'other' things include the evil that is Vegemite. :eek:

Mind you, they also include both kangaroo and crocodile meat (both of which I've eaten). While eating the latter, the thought 'I'll eat you before you eat me' popped into my head. :D
 
Zip said:
Oh one thing that makes our country different to any other is that we are allowed to eat the animals that we use on our coat of arms(the emu and kangaroo)
I dont think any other country is allowed to.
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I don't know, I suspect they ate the unicorn to extinction over here...
 
me227 said:
Yeah but i'm sure the broadcast waves take a few years to pass over the Pacific.
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We get it probably about 12 houres after its aired in america :)
 
Berserker said:
You forget - those 'other' things include the evil that is Vegemite. :eek:

Mind you, they also include both kangaroo and crocodile meat (both of which I've eaten). While eating the latter, the thought 'I'll eat you before you eat me' popped into my head. :D
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Vegemite isnt that bad :)
What does kangaroo and crocodile taste like? Ive never had it before.
Is crocodile a white meat?
I the thought, ill eat you before you eat me :p
 
Jokester said:
That's old news surely?

I thought it was well known that burnt food contained high levels of some cancer causing chemical.

Jokester
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Yes I already knew this too. The same goes for burnt toast for example, apparently.
 
Wow this is interesting - Reading too deeply based on things I have read / heard

If you eat chargrilled meat - you die of cancer
If you eat uncooked meat - you die of food poisoning (I know I am taking it to the extreme)
If you eat veg - You die of pesticide poisoning
If you eat anything else - You die from obesity

If you don't eat - You die of starvation.

Arghhh we can't win.

(I know I am taking some of them to far but reading about it, its all you hear (eating this causes this, doing this causes this))
 
Fifteen years ago my mum told me not to eat burnt toast as the burning forms free radicals which are carcinogenic. I've since learnt that burnt protein is even worse than burnt carbohydrate. In short, they should have just asked my mum!

Her other top tip was to avoid hydrogenated vegetable oils, so keep a lookout for biscuits and cup-a-soup causing cancer next.
 
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