10 minutes would do me.
Nice, er, quilt cover.
That hour includes doing it 3 times, her making me something to eat, her washing up and then hoovering round for a bit.
It's vile I know but when the G|mpess wants a turquoise duvet cover there's not much a dude can do :/
And I've only just noticed it matches her Bridesmaids dress that she took off and was standing there butt nekid while I took the picture.
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