I'd smash this pastiche.
Actually, no. I just wanted to pun.
It's an ungainly homage to a classic, with retro features seemingly picked at random [other than the gullwings, which were clearly the starting point for this 're-imagining' exercise].
If you crossed a 1957 300SL with a 2004 SLR, you'd get this. And frankly, you'd deserve it, you weirdo.
The public will perceive this design as dated quicker than you can say "Jaguar S-Type".