I think my girl card needs to be taken back. I hate hate hate Edward Cullen. He seems manipulative, smug, pained, and not that good looking. I know the whole vampire thing prevents this but he needs a good nutritious meal and a sun tan.
Bella is annoying. Stop moaning about how rubbish your life is.
Jacob can come over to my house and take his shirt off at any time though.
Finally, I think the books are poor, really disappointed with the last one, the movies aren't that much better .... but I will be going to see the next one. Why? I can't explain it.