New n00b

PardonTheWait · 15 May 2006 at 01:41

gord said:
See if i edit my post before yours, im the claimage winner...

You grassed yourself up!

Disqualified!

Chiribo · 15 May 2006 at 01:42

Welcome to the forums, as you can see there's a lot of nutters here

Enjoy ya stay ^_^

gord · 15 May 2006 at 01:43

Mohinder said:
You grassed yourself up!

Disqualified!

Pah, at least the grass is good... mmmm grass

Chiribo said:
as you can see there's a lot of nutters here

Dont know what your talking about.. im fine..

Yewen · 15 May 2006 at 01:47

HELLO,

I AM MUSTAPHA YEWEN, SEND ME PLEASE ALL YOUR MONEYS TO ME. I AM IN DANGER OF BEING BANNED AND NEED YOUR MONEY TO FREE ME AND OTHER CAPTIVES. PLEASE HELP, I WILL SEND YOU 10 MILLION DOLLARS TO YOUR ACOUNT WHEN YOU HELP ME DUE TO A OIL FORTUNE I MADE IN MY BATHROOM.

PLEASE RESPOND URGENTLY.

YEWEN.

Le_Petit_Lapin · 15 May 2006 at 01:48

shaunybee said:
right...slightly worrying. Nice Tree!

: /

Thats not me!

shaunybee · 15 May 2006 at 01:50

Chiribo said:
Welcome to the forums, as you can see there's a lot of nutters here

Enjoy ya stay ^_^

I should feel quite at home then

Stellios · 15 May 2006 at 01:51

Chiribo said:
Welcome to the forums, as you can see there's a lot of nutters here

Oi!, what are you trying to say, im perfectly normal(ish)

Nix · 15 May 2006 at 01:52

Yewen said:
HELLO,

I AM MUSTAPHA YEWEN, SEND ME PLEASE ALL YOUR MONEYS TO ME. I AM IN DANGER OF BEING BANNED AND NEED YOUR MONEY TO FREE ME AND OTHER CAPTIVES. PLEASE HELP, I WILL SEND YOU 10 MILLION DOLLARS TO YOUR ACOUNT WHEN YOU HELP ME DUE TO A OIL FORTUNE I MADE IN MY BATHROOM.

PLEASE RESPOND URGENTLY.

YEWEN.

PLEASE IGNORETH THIS ENEMY OF MY LAND! I AM IN GREAT DANGER FROM MY UNCLE. MY FATHER RECENTLY PASS FORWARD INTO THE DEPTHS OF THE SKY AND AS MY KINDEST FRIEND I AM IN NEED OF YOUR FAVOUR. IN REWARD FOR YOUR TRUSTING I WILL SPLIT MY MONIES WITH YOU 60-40. I AM CURRENTLY SET TO INHERIT MANY MONEY FROM MY DEAD FATHER WILL.
IF YOU WISH TO JOIN THIS FORUM AND ALSO ENGAGE IN FUTURE CORESPONDANCE, PLEASE LEAVE YOUR BANK DETAILS, NAME AND ADDRESS SO THAT I CAN SEND MONEY TO YOU BY WESTERN UNION TRANSFER.

I AM A TRUSTWORTHY NIGERIAN.

P.S. MY LAWYER FANCIES YOU.

nikebee · 15 May 2006 at 01:53

shaunybee said:
Hi Im new and Im a girl.....
BUT...
Im already claimed as a n00b by nikebee

HELLLOO

Mohinder said:
Nubs have to be claimed in the thread.

Mine, innit.

booo... that sucks... my own girlfriend gets claimed before i even post in her thread.... can we set up a schedule?

Yewen · 15 May 2006 at 01:53

Nix said:
PLEASE IGNORETH THIS ENEMY OF MY LAND! I AM IN GREAT DANGER FROM MY UNCLE. MY FATHER RECENTLY PASS FORWARD INTO THE DEPTHS OF THE SKY AND AS MY KINDEST FRIEND I AM IN NEED OF YOUR FAVOUR. IN REWARD FOR YOUR TRUSTING I WILL SPLIT MY MONIES WITH YOU 60-40. I AM CURRENTLY SET TO INHERIT MANY MONEY FROM MY DEAD FATHER WILL.
IF YOU WISH TO JOIN THIS FORUM AND ALSO ENGAGE IN FUTURE CORESPONDANCE, PLEASE LEAVE YOUR BANK DETAILS, NAME AND ADDRESS SO THAT I CAN SEND MONEY TO YOU BY WESTERN UNION TRANSFER.

I AM A TRUSTWORTHY NIGERIAN.

P.S. MY LAWYER FANCIES YOU.

DANGER! HE IS SCAMMER!

SEND YOUR MONEH TO ME AND I WILL VET IT FOR YOU BEFORE PASSING MONOPOLY MONEH ONTO HIM, HE GIVES NO NAME AND ALTHOUGH ALL NIGERIANS ARE TRUSTWORTHY, HE SHOULD GIVE A NAME AS WE WERE TOLD TO ON SCAMMING COURSE!

MR BOB.

nikebee · 15 May 2006 at 01:54

Yewen said:
DANGER! HE IS SCAMMER!

SEND YOUR MONEH TO ME AND I WILL VET IT FOR YOU BEFORE PASSING MONOPOLY MONEH ONTO HIM, HE GIVES NO NAME AND ALTHOUGH ALL NIGERIANS ARE TRUSTWORTHY, HE SHOULD GIVE A NAME AS WE WERE TOLD TO ON SCAMMING COURSE!

MR BOB.

do not pass go, do not collect £200... go directly to jail :confused:

PardonTheWait · 15 May 2006 at 01:56

nikebee said:
booo... that sucks... my own girlfriend gets claimed before i even post in her thread.... can we set up a schedule?

She's mine til 20 posts, then you can have her back! Them's the rules.

nikebee · 15 May 2006 at 01:57

Mohinder said:
She's mine til 20 posts, then you can have her back! Them's the rules.

i hope she comes back nice and clean :eek:

will she need feeding?

i shall tell her the spam fest must commence

Nix · 15 May 2006 at 01:57

Mohinder said:
She's mine til 20 posts, then you can have her back! Them's the rules.

Bagsey after 50.

nikebee · 15 May 2006 at 01:58

Nix said:
Bagsey after 50.

from 51 until she leaves (for whatever reason)

Killerkebab · 15 May 2006 at 01:58

shaunybee said:
Hi Im new and Im a girl.....
BUT...
Im already claimed as a n00b by nikebee

Get out.

Yewen said:
HELLO,

I AM MUSTAPHA YEWEN, SEND ME PLEASE ALL YOUR MONEYS TO ME. I AM IN DANGER OF BEING BANNED AND NEED YOUR MONEY TO FREE ME AND OTHER CAPTIVES. PLEASE HELP, I WILL SEND YOU 10 MILLION DOLLARS TO YOUR ACOUNT WHEN YOU HELP ME DUE TO A OIL FORTUNE I MADE IN MY BATHROOM.

PLEASE RESPOND URGENTLY.

YEWEN.

Get out.

Nix said:
PLEASE IGNORETH THIS ENEMY OF MY LAND! I AM IN GREAT DANGER FROM MY UNCLE. MY FATHER RECENTLY PASS FORWARD INTO THE DEPTHS OF THE SKY AND AS MY KINDEST FRIEND I AM IN NEED OF YOUR FAVOUR. IN REWARD FOR YOUR TRUSTING I WILL SPLIT MY MONIES WITH YOU 60-40. I AM CURRENTLY SET TO INHERIT MANY MONEY FROM MY DEAD FATHER WILL.
IF YOU WISH TO JOIN THIS FORUM AND ALSO ENGAGE IN FUTURE CORESPONDANCE, PLEASE LEAVE YOUR BANK DETAILS, NAME AND ADDRESS SO THAT I CAN SEND MONEY TO YOU BY WESTERN UNION TRANSFER.

I AM A TRUSTWORTHY NIGERIAN.

P.S. MY LAWYER FANCIES YOU.

Get out.

Old Turkey said:
Gender disclosure in your 'Hello thread' is against the rules. Read the FAQ.

Get in.

McDaniel · 15 May 2006 at 02:01

Greetings

Here is stewie doing a dance

Yewen · 15 May 2006 at 02:04

McDaniel said:
Greetings

Here is stewie doing a dance

Poor, poor effort.

McDaniel · 15 May 2006 at 02:04

wrong Stewie F T W

/edit

and oh the irony of your post

Nix · 15 May 2006 at 02:05

nikebee said:
from 51 until she leaves (for whatever reason)

Keep an eye on her then, she's getting about a bit