Anyone would think I was dating every girl on the OcUK forums!?
I am not a daddy!
Girls posting pics on here and you lot go mental, get a life.
I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes.
Says the guy who's absolutely desperate to meet with a girl on OcUK just because she also lives in Wigan.
"Please meet up with me", "oh why won't you meet up with me", etc.