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dirtychinchilla · 12 Jul 2012 at 10:15

Whereabouts do you Surrey people live? I'm from Ashford.

MoNkeE · 12 Jul 2012 at 10:22

Paintballing of peace.

MisChief · 12 Jul 2012 at 12:36

InKursion said:
To be fair I'm an ex-model* and I am ridiculously well educated, supremely cultured and about as funny as Ricky Gervais on his best days, so I'd say it's a good deal.

The Crown, though! I'd be talking at least Bar 163 and cocktails. The Crown contains surly Egham men.

Email your reply asap xxxxx

*Hand model in an advert for toothpaste. I have very effete hands

Hand model

You've sold yourself well.
I don't go to Egham much - the Crown is the only pub I've heard of there!

dirtychinchilla said:
Whereabouts do you Surrey people live? I'm from Ashford.

Oh I thought your location was Staines-upon-Thames?

I'm actually live in borderline Hampshire/Surrey, but spend more time at work (Weybridge) than I do at home

mrk · 12 Jul 2012 at 12:41

Skillmister said:
I don't know your mum bought them as a gift for my services.

Inspection 1 or 2?

Skillmister · 12 Jul 2012 at 12:45

mrk said:
Inspection 1 or 2?

Both, it was BOGOF fridays.

mrk · 12 Jul 2012 at 12:46

That's hot.

InKursion · 12 Jul 2012 at 14:25

MisChief said:
Hand model You've sold yourself well.
I don't go to Egham much - the Crown is the only pub I've heard of there!

A hard sell. The Crown it is then! Wear something fabulous. I'll get in the Bellinis.

The Halk · 12 Jul 2012 at 14:30

It's on! I feel like cupid.

rG-tom · 12 Jul 2012 at 14:40

I really do look like im duck facing when i have my mouth closed in photos lol

Damn big bottom lip

fiveub · 12 Jul 2012 at 14:46

Holy gums batman! :eek:

Marky · 12 Jul 2012 at 14:46

5UB said:
Holy gums batman!

My thoughts exactly :eek:

The Halk · 12 Jul 2012 at 14:49

I was too polite to say! Show some class!

rG-tom · 12 Jul 2012 at 14:50

hahahahahaha

dirtychinchilla · 12 Jul 2012 at 14:51

Now we come out of the woodwork and declare, her gums are huge.

MisChief · 12 Jul 2012 at 14:53

InKursion said:
A hard sell. The Crown it is then! Wear something fabulous. I'll get in the Bellinis.

I'm always fabulous dahling, always.

rG-tom · 12 Jul 2012 at 14:54

It's my sister's best mate, so I've no problem with this

Yaayuh! · 12 Jul 2012 at 14:56

Looks like her dentures are falling out. Might i suggest Poligrip?

Delvis · 12 Jul 2012 at 14:59

I need to get that shower working again

The Halk · 12 Jul 2012 at 15:04

rG-tom said:
It's my sister's best mate, so I've no problem with this

Well if it's open season... when I saw it I thought of a Ridley Scott Alien's inside mouth chomping down.

Raikiri · 12 Jul 2012 at 15:09

The Halk said:
I was too polite to say! Show some class!

Me too, was going to say if he's pulling a duckface she's pulling a horse face

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