**NEW** *Post a picture of yourself thread* - New Rules

[trigger-happy]

+1

Oh and Edrof.

Tweezers are tweezers. As long as they have an angled edge they all do the same job whether they're a couple of quid from Boots or £30 from MAC.

Good effort but it's not cool to be a label whore sweetie

Well there are diamond cut ones that give more "precision" when plucking lol. The ones I payed for came in set, it was about £5.

 

[lucy_bee]

Well there are diamond cut ones that give more "precision" when plucking lol. The ones I payed for came in set, it was about £5.

Just to be clear, I have my eyebrows done at a salon every now and then and just use a generic pair of tweezers for any strays or tidying up that needs to be done.

Keep your fancy tweezers, the lot of you.

Edrof: Send me MAC. Wifey needn't know. Thanks

 

[lucy_bee]

Dammit! Sussed!

Post above reminds me, a real man would just book into a salon to have them done properly.

Are you man enough?

 

[cm1179]

is this the post a pic of yourself thread or metro weekly?

 

[Skillmister]

is this the post a pic of yourself thread or metro weekly?

Daily mail.

 

[cm1179]

there'll be talk of highlights and lowlights next

 

[lucy_bee]

there'll be talk of highlights and lowlights next

Post your picture, we'll see what we can do.

Failing that, would you prefer gel or acrylic nails?

 

[cm1179]

i'm on page 133. i like to think i'm metro enough.

 

[lucy_bee]

some random bar in marbella saturday night just gone

Sorry sweetheart there's no helping you

 

[cm1179]

told and ouch.

 

[MisChief]

i'm on page 133. i like to think i'm metro enough.

Hmm... You look a bit like Duncan Bannatyne

 

[InKursion]

I think I know the girl on the right.

 

[grudas]

i think you should get to know a girl called mcdonals and spend some time at hers..

 

[InKursion]

I'm like a short 5"7 and I weigh about 13.5 stone. I work out 4 times a week. Come at me bro.

 

[semi-pro waster]

I'm like a short 5"7 and I weigh about 13.5 stone. I work out 4 times a week. Come at me bro.

Is that very different to a tall 5"7'? You do appear to have cheekbones you could cut people with though or perhaps the lighting is just deceiving.

 

[InKursion]

Is that very different to a tall 5"7'? You do appear to have cheekbones you could cut people with though or perhaps the lighting is just deceiving.

I'm not sure how a person's facial structure/cheekbones/jaw dictates their overall bodyweight. The poster's remark seemed to imply that because I have a prominent facial structure I must have the body of a POW-camp refugee. Which is a bit silly .

And I basically meant I'm a slim shortass; there's nothing to me.

 

[grudas]

I'm like a short 5"7 and I weigh about 13.5 stone. I work out 4 times a week. Come at me bro.

im 5.9 and weight 11.8 yet i look a lot fatter/bigger.. WEIRD.

 

[InKursion]

im 5.9 and weight 11.8 yet i look a lot fatter/bigger.. WEIRD.

I have a very thin face. I am slightly puckering in the photo. I do a lot of cocaine. There are myriad explanations for this heavenly visage. The homoerotic tension in this exchange is near overwhelming. Would you like my number?

 

[dave_beast]

im 5.9 and weight 11.8 yet i look a lot fatter/bigger.. WEIRD.

Muscle is denser/heavier than fat.

Me eating a flower with a boat eminating from my butt

 

[lucy_bee]

I'm like a short 5"7 and I weigh about 13.5 stone. I work out 4 times a week. Come at me bro.

I'm not sure how a person's facial structure/cheekbones/jaw dictates their overall bodyweight. The poster's remark seemed to imply that because I have a prominent facial structure I must have the body of a POW-camp refugee. Which is a bit silly .

And I basically meant I'm a slim shortass; there's nothing to me.

You're very very close to being clinically obese.

BMI of 29.