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Been growing the beard for a while.

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It's a collar pin in that shot, but I'll let your sartorial ignorance slide because I'm drinking Champagne. Next question?

Could you please estimate how effective those square metal lapel adornments would prove if you were, say, fighting an armoured Mysorian bear?
 
Could you please estimate how effective those square metal lapel adornments would prove if you were, say, fighting an armoured Mysorian bear?

Well they give +1 to DEX, +2 to STR and +5 to SWAG, so in the words of Pokemon: "it's super effective!" Said bear would be wrestled to submission and taking a load of my man mayonnaise in his colon within minutes.
 
Well they give +1 to DEX, +2 to STR and +5 to SWAG, so in the words of Pokemon: "it's super effective!" Said bear would be wrestled to submission and taking a load of my man mayonnaise in his colon within minutes.

Brio! Vim! But sir, it is for nought as the venerable Ursus Mysorius has but not even a single colon. This, of course, is known to all men of adventure, and so I must think ye not so adventurous and manly, and pour scorn I must upon your claim of assured pugilistic victory. I shout "bounder!" at thee also, simply for my own added amusement.
 
Brio! Vim! But sir, it is for nought as the venerable Ursus Mysorius has but not even a single colon. This, of course, is known to all men of adventure, and so I must think ye not so adventurous and manly, and pour scorn I must upon your claim of assured pugilistic victory. I shout "bounder!" at thee also, simply for my own added amusement.

Then, in common parlance, I shall tear it a new one. ;)
 
You are familiar with the standards of my GD quality control for posts on weekend evenings, yes? ;)

'T's'all about the same to me, hummingbird. :)

Anyway, YOU'VE derailed this thread for long enough already, so let us stop now. I'm sure Cosimo and Lin would like to post something.

Edit...I thought this was the purchases thread. :(
 
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