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Raymond Lin · 23 Oct 2011 at 22:53

ScarySquirrel said:
Ha! Yeah, but I think we're better off as friends!

Then why kiss again? You both clearly find each other attractive or you wouldn't have kissed twice.

Did she taste like an ashtray?

Princey · 23 Oct 2011 at 23:00

Phate said:

I'm vibrating here with laughter.

ScarySquirrel · 23 Oct 2011 at 23:04

Raymond Lin said:
Then why kiss again? You both clearly find each other attractive or you wouldn't have kissed twice.

Did she taste like an ashtray?

Haha, no, she doesn't smoke. There was a chance something could have happened, we were in a kebab shop and she asked for cheesy chips, onion rings, and a chicken kebab. I bought her the cheesy chips and chicken kebab, but didn't have the money for the onion rings. We went our separate ways eventually and the next day she said she would have had sex with me if I'd bought her onion rings, hahahaha! Now I know the way to her heart!

Raymond Lin · 23 Oct 2011 at 23:06

ScarySquirrel said:
Haha, no, she doesn't smoke. There was a chance something could have happened, we were in a kebab shop and she asked for cheesy chips, onion rings, and a chicken kebab. I bought her the cheesy chips and chicken kebab, but didn't have the money for the onion rings. We went our separate ways eventually and the next day she said she would have had sex with me if I'd bought her onion rings, hahahaha! Now I know the way to her heart!

That was a joke but it also means she is interested in you!

You right hand must be very satisfying in bed!

Hedge · 23 Oct 2011 at 23:09

Jesus christ SS , that woman is hot. Stop being a chump. Try your luck, if you dont , you will regret it.

doofer · 23 Oct 2011 at 23:13

ScarySquirrel said:
we were in a kebab shop and she asked for cheesy chips, onion rings, and a chicken kebab.

She's a good looking girl, just hope and pray she doesn't fart too much after anal.

ScarySquirrel · 23 Oct 2011 at 23:14

Hmmm, we've been friends for over 4 years now, we are really close, but I really don't see anything coming from it though. I agree though, she is hot!

Raymond Lin · 23 Oct 2011 at 23:17

ScarySquirrel said:
Hmmm, we've been friends for over 4 years now, we are really close, but I really don't see anything coming from it though. I agree though, she is hot!

Newsflash.

She likes you.

You find her attractive. (she is hot).

You can clearly stand her and she can stand you being friends for 4 years.

What am I missing?

Princey · 23 Oct 2011 at 23:22

SS, pass her my number, doesn't matter if she isn't Japanese. Tell her I have a big 6.0L penis extension, has a nice even coat of stubble, small dusting of chest hair, blue eyes and can purchase many onion rings.

ScarySquirrel · 23 Oct 2011 at 23:23

It's hard to explain.

Princey, hahahahahahaha!

peterattheboro · 23 Oct 2011 at 23:27

Tell her he's 5'9" aswell.

J-FRO · 23 Oct 2011 at 23:28

too much "friend zone", clearly.

The_Abyss · 23 Oct 2011 at 23:31

Rusty_Noob said:
Being an absolute hero.

OMG you've been stabbed with a light fitting!

St.Josh · 23 Oct 2011 at 23:36

The guy on the right has just had a great idea

ScarySquirrel · 23 Oct 2011 at 23:46

peterattheboro said:
Tell her he's 5'9" aswell.

She was the one that measured me, HA! We were alone in the office, and that's what we did

fiveub · 24 Oct 2011 at 00:16

I am doing something else, I am not posting a picture of myself, instead I have uploaded a picture of someone else!

Guess who that is.

cm1179 · 24 Oct 2011 at 00:26

that's dennis pennis

nydryl · 24 Oct 2011 at 00:28

Shayper....what do I win!?

Raymond Lin · 24 Oct 2011 at 00:28

Mr lips!

cm1179 · 24 Oct 2011 at 00:31

at an 80's night last friday. was ace.

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