Me on holiday this June with a nice looking drink that was actually just alcohol with colourings (Or thats how it tasted)
Me holding court at the Glasgow Meet. Check that 50 year old pasty climaxing at my silky moves. And didn't spill a single drop of my drink. This, gentlemen, is the definition of class.
You don't look anything like I imagined you would. I'm kinda disappointed...
And new tattoo
And inb4 4p
Meloni, meloni, meloni
What does it say?
Me with pritchard from dirty sanchez this year on holiday.
That's Dainton