new Supermarker Scam - please read

paul8811 · 3 Feb 2006 at 14:15

I don't how many of you shop at Supermarkets, but this may be useful
to know. I am posting this to you to warn you of something that
happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out
shopping. This happened to me at my local Tescos and it could happen
to you.

Here's how the scam works. Two seriously attractive 18-year-old
girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the
boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and
Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-
shirts.

It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a
tip, they say no and instead ask you for a lift. You agree and they
get in the back seat. On the way, they start coming onto each other,
which is distracting to say the least. Then one of them climbs over
into the front seat and starts kissing you, while the other one
steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Saturday, Sunday, twice on Tuesday,
again on Wednesday, and also yesterday.

Steedie · 3 Feb 2006 at 14:16

joke? :X im wondering whether to laugh, as i dont wanna laugh at your misfortune if its not

AndyBorzi · 3 Feb 2006 at 14:18

I'm hoping its a joke, cos we only get ours delivered now!

The last delivery driver was the spit of the Doc out of Back to the Future - eyes and hair all over the place

kiwi · 3 Feb 2006 at 14:22

yeah it happened to me this week. damn harlets.

Le_Petit_Lapin · 3 Feb 2006 at 14:23

Holy Deja-vu Batman!

Tru · 3 Feb 2006 at 14:24

Steedie said:
joke? :X im wondering whether to laugh, as i dont wanna laugh at your misfortune if its not

You are a credit to your university!

spirit · 3 Feb 2006 at 14:24

lol just say no fo to the lift

Sic · 3 Feb 2006 at 14:26

my office has 40 people in it. i just laughed really loud. everyone laughed at me. see what you've done?!

Visage · 3 Feb 2006 at 14:27

Which supermarket is this...i may have to go and make a citizens arrest.

Visage · 3 Feb 2006 at 14:28

Steedie said:
joke? :X im wondering whether to laugh, as i dont wanna laugh at your misfortune if its not

*shakes head*

fatiain · 3 Feb 2006 at 14:29

Supermarker? Is that like a really big pen? Or a really good GSCE examiner?

fatiain · 3 Feb 2006 at 14:30

Steedie said:
joke? :X im wondering whether to laugh, as i dont wanna laugh at your misfortune if its not

Now *that's* funny.

kaiowas · 3 Feb 2006 at 14:30

I haven't got any back seats so looks like i'm safe.

neoboy · 3 Feb 2006 at 14:35

I had my wallet stolen last Saturday, Sunday, twice on Tuesday,
again on Wednesday, and also yesterday.

Guess that really says that it's a joke.

Locrian · 3 Feb 2006 at 14:37

Guys this is SIMPLE. Duc tape wallets...

Visage · 3 Feb 2006 at 14:39

neoboy said:
Guess that really says that it's a joke.

Yes, I'd say so.

Vonhelmet · 3 Feb 2006 at 14:44

Visage said:
Which supermarket is this...i may have to go and make a citizens arrest.

Remember your handcuffs.

233 · 3 Feb 2006 at 14:46

Le_Petit_Lapin · 3 Feb 2006 at 14:46

Meh, I was at Tescos a few minutes ago, and while standing at the checkout being served by a rather nice looking till monkey, I couldnt help thinking of this thread.

MrWhippy · 3 Feb 2006 at 14:47

quality.

but TTIUWP