NO, now its my turn for telling a joke!

[Oracle]

Yes you've probably all heard it b4, but I dont care!!

Here I go anyway

Stevie Wonder was given a Cheese Grater for his Birthday...........















He said it was the most violent book he'd EVER read!

 

[G|mp]

Get your coat the taxi is on the way

 

[Kerplunk]

:/

 

[Treefrog]

Yes you've probably all heard it b4, but I dont care!!
Here I go anyway
Stevie Wonder was given a Cheese Grater for his Birthday...........

He said it was the most violent book he'd EVER read!

Grate joke.

 

[Kerplunk]

Grate joke.

Damn thats cheesy

 

[Luke15]

Heavy Duty transport should be coming asap, and remember your flame proof jacket

 

[Phantom]

Damn thats cheesy

theres not a shred of doubt that it is

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

theres not a shred of doubt that it is

Brie gone with poor joke of that caliber!

 

[Treefrog]

Hehe - this thread is turning Emmental.

 

[cleanbluesky]

Stevie Wonder was given a Cheese Grater for his Birthday...........

He said it was the most violent book he'd EVER read!

Save such nuggets for those who would be polite enough to laugh

 

[Bill101]

tred caerphilly, guys this could turn into a pun fest.(on toast)

 

[Balders]

OP should be (e)damned for making jokes about those less fortunate than themselves...

 

[Oracle]

To be fair, its stil(lton) a good joke!

 

[Phog]

Baby Jebus has officially turned emo after reading this thread.

 

[Phantom]

Baby Jebus has officially turned emo after reading this thread.

This isnt 1AD we;ve moved on 2005 years so unless Jesus is also a time traveller...

 

[Kerplunk]

This isnt 1AD we;ve moved on 2005 years so unless Jesus is also a time traveller...

Whos Jesus?

 

[G|mp]

Whoosh

 

[Phantom]

Whos Jesus?

for clarity...

Jebus is a name for Jesus used by Homer Simpson on the television program The Simpsons. It is also mentioned by a Catholic Cardinal on an episode of Family Guy.

According to Matt Groening, The Simpsons writers have an ongoing competition to write a line that "most represents Homer at his singularly most stupid." Most likely the current champion is Homer's faux term for Jesus, first mentioned in the episode "Missionary: Impossible". When asked to be a missionary, Homer replies that he "[doesn't] even believe in Jebus!". When the plane that is carrying Homer is taking off, he cries, "Save me Jebus!"

There are several theories of earlier uses of this misspelling. One attributes it to Frank Zappa, of whom Matt Groening is a fan. The earliest says it was used by jazz performer Duke Ellington, in a throwback to his Catholic school days. He used it instead of Jesus so that the nuns couldn't beat him. He used it instead of Jesus for the rest of his life, which is how Zappa probably found it.

In another animated show, Family Guy, Jebus appears as a typo on page 375 in The Bible.

Long story short -> Jebus = Jesus for the stupid (unless an honest typo)

 

[Kerplunk]

for clarity...


Long story short -> Jebus = Jesus for the stupid (unless an honest typo)

Wow, well there you go, learn something new every day, don't ya?

 

[dymetrie]

*attempts to save the thread*

Wisdom from a country doctor.

A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.

The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to beat around the bush, You have AIDS."

The cowboy tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc, what can I do?"

The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, a box of Grapenuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."

The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"

"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your **** is for."