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[Spunj99]

Hey.

 

[Gedalia_w]

Hehe classic.

Oh and welcome to the OP. I used to a be a lurker in the help forums, only posting when I had problems. Then I started throwing my minimal weight around the Speakers Corner and now im boring these guys in the GD. Welcome to the party.

 

[Retsef]

Awww......its so cute! I want one as a pet, it'd be good for when any would be burglar breaks in, and as hes picking up the TV, he is confronted by this animal in a genuine "Wtf...?" moment. I'm willing to bet that the surprise factor of having one of those in a house is a lot higher at 4am.

New marketing idea.

The "House (A)llama". Do need for expensive fitting and ugly cabling that a traditional house alarm system requires. Our new (A)llama will defend your property while your out and provide security and comfort when you are asleep in bed.

Requiring only half a bale of hay each day, these (A)llamas are fully house trained and have been taught to kill by "bad people" in the mountains of Afgahnistan. The burgler doesn't stand a chance.

Sign up today for the special price of $99.99, and we'll throw in a free attack hampster. (allow 28 days for delivery, terms & conditions apply).

 

[agw_01]

OMG OMG! I want one of those for my bedroom door! Please tell me where I can get one!!!!

To the OP, welcome to the nut house. Enjoy your stay

 

[0gami]

Welcome dude

 

[nikebee]

Argh the ****ing owls!

ban them tbh.

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welcome btw!