Not sure if this is against the rules

exhashdotdot · 1 Oct 2011 at 15:18

franco_22 said:
So the other night I wanted to try going through the back door, so I started gently at first just by getting my fingers in first and then after the door asked me if I wanted to try it so I slide in.

After about 10 minutes the door got really quiet and the door asked me if I was enjoying it, I said yes, then the door closed on me and shut me out, then I think the door started tearing a little bit, the door got really shy and uncomfortable and I felt really bad, not really sure what I did wrong. The door seems fine and is letting me in again but insists I have to use the front.

Not sure what happened, any advice?

Django x2 · 1 Oct 2011 at 15:19

LOLRobbieG

oh wait, not this time

Edrof · 1 Oct 2011 at 15:20

Oh look, a Franco_22 thread.

Wizzfizz · 1 Oct 2011 at 15:22

JBuk · 1 Oct 2011 at 15:23

This thread lacks lube

Jono8 · 1 Oct 2011 at 16:21

Skidder said:
Worst I bummed a bloke and he didn't like it thread ever.

i lol'd!

Maximum Triceratops · 1 Oct 2011 at 16:21

matthewhotdude said:
you need to work it open with your tongue

Merry Christmas.

TheCenturion · 1 Oct 2011 at 16:34

There's a thread called 'Grinding the crack', maybe it would interest you.

Jono8 · 1 Oct 2011 at 16:36

Well i hope you had a good wash before going back to using the front door again.

Participant · 1 Oct 2011 at 16:39

Lucero said:
LOLRobbieG

oh wait, not this time

Anyone, literally anyone else but you can give me the lolRobbieG treatment!

Django x2 · 1 Oct 2011 at 16:45

I'll LOLRobbieG when and where I please

You think that thread actually bothers me when the result was everyone estabished DRZ had too much time on his hands?

Participant · 1 Oct 2011 at 16:50

Lucero said:
I'll LOLRobbieG when and where I please

You think that thread actually bothers me when the result was everyone estabished DRZ had too much time on his hands?

Well yes, I can't actually stop you, it's just amusing that you miss the irony of saying lol anyone, when 'LOLLucero' is all pretty much everyone now thinks when they see that you've posted.

Whether or not the cretinous DRZ had too much time on his hands, it was still blummin hilarious

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franco_22 · 1 Oct 2011 at 16:52

Vonhelmet said:
And in terms of what you did wrong... Ffs, it's not hard to work out. You bummed her and it hurt. It's very much an acquired taste at the best of times.

But she the one that asked me if I wanted to try ?? :confused:

ilcp · 1 Oct 2011 at 17:04

hahahaha... the OP's post cracked me up... brightened my day.. but come one dude.. you should know ONE WORD LUBRICANT....

/goes of laughing... ha ha ha

G-MAN2004 · 1 Oct 2011 at 17:12

Robbie G said:
when 'LOLLucero' is all pretty much everyone now thinks when they see that you've posted.

This.

Robbo · 1 Oct 2011 at 17:22

That is not even remotely funny or amusing.

Vonhelmet · 1 Oct 2011 at 18:39

franco_22 said:
But she the one that asked me if I wanted to try ??

That doesn't mean anything. Clearly she offered, but it wasn't working for her, so she asked you to stop.

Duh.

Flashheart · 1 Oct 2011 at 18:40

I love these forums lol!

cdcopyman · 1 Oct 2011 at 18:42

= butt plug :eek:

^TANK^ · 1 Oct 2011 at 18:42

Skidder said:
Worst I bummed a bloke and he didn't like it thread ever.