Nuke it from orbit or kill it with fire?

Manics said:
Change all the locks on your house, then the wasps won't have access anymore.
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Ashamed to say I laughed out loud at this.... must be tired :)

I absolutely hate wasps, just thinking about encountering something like that turns my stomach :(
 
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should sort the blighters out.
 
Pretty sure the nest is empty. Usually if it is active, there will be a couple of wasps on the outside of the nest always adding pulp and extending it.
 
Amazing how they can build something like that tbh :eek:

Beware if the top splits into four and starts to open up, whatever you do don't look inside it or else the Alien will hug onto your face, spew its infant into your gut and a few days later you will double over in agony, thrash bout like a mad man then look down at the gaping hole in your stomach as a giant mouth with a tail thrashes about before whizzing off at 60 miles an hour, leaving you screaming in agony and dieing from shock and blood loss ! ;)
 
ToxicTBag said:
I'd give it to the kids n tell em to make a giant snow ball out of it - damn shame the little blighters are asleep, could you not wake em up somehow and then give it to said kids?
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You didn't change your facebook profile picture to a cartoon did you. :p
 
kingy666 said:
I am an electrician, and years ago I was working in the loft of a house and put my head right into a wasps nest. I went into the loft without a torch as I knew where I was going and would only take a minute. I crawled from the hatch towards the edge of the roof and then all of a sudden my head was buried, up to my nose, in a nest! I **** myself and got back to the hatch and then down the ladders whilst screaming and swearing. Luckily for me there were no wasps in it. I have never been stung by anything and never want to be and just remembering this is sending a shudder down my spine:eek:

I guess the advice to the OP is 'stick your head in it' :D
or maybe call the professionals to get rid.
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just spat my wine all over the screen at the thought of you nose deep in a wasps nest :D sorry :o
 
That's massive........ I wonder if structural damage could result if the wasps took wood from rafters that their nest is now resting on? Get someone in to look, and don't go back up until the nest is either gone or the unlucky 'someone' is perished (in which case get 2 more).
 
Might send a picture into the Echo see what they say. Turns out that the council do charge for wasps so think I might just get up there and smash it with a brush and hope for the best! If I smash it down, its going to be hard for me to get up there to remove the pieces, is it OK just to leave them?

Does anyone know if wasp allergies are hereditary? As my dad is massively allergic to them.. He got stung on the nose and had to be rushed to hospital. His face was swollen up like the elephant man and he couldn't breath! Don't fancy that happening to me..
 
Street said:
Might send a picture into the Echo see what they say. Turns out that the council do charge for wasps so think I might just get up there and smash it with a brush and hope for the best! If I smash it down, its going to be hard for me to get up there to remove the pieces, is it OK just to leave them?

Does anyone know if wasp allergies are hereditary? As my dad is massively allergic to them.. He got stung on the nose and had to be rushed to hospital. His face was swollen up like the elephant man and he couldn't breath! Don't fancy that happening to me..
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You are an unlucky did aren't you. :p
 
Kazz said:
Can the OP confirm that he has indeed tried whacking it with his penis yet?

Regards
Kazz
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Well I was up in the loft stark naked with my schlong in hand about to probe the nest when my missus asked me what the hell I was doing and I had to come back down the ladder.. I think I'm just going to hit it with a broom instead! :)
 
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