Nun better joke than this.

Jimmy goes home from Sunday school having heard all about Adam and Eve and asks his dad ....... who was Adam's mother in law dad?

Dad says ........ he didn't have one son, he was living in paradise!










For all those married people.
 
two nuns are on thire way home on pushbikes and decide to take a shortcut over some cobblestones. one nun says to the other ive never come this way before the other says no neither have i...
 
The Mother Superior tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes.

So the one nun says to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door." So they do this, and begin painting their room.

Soon they hear a knock at the door.

They ask, "Who is it?"

"Blind man!"

The nuns look at each other, then one nun says, "He's blind, he can't see. What could it hurt." They let him in. The blind man walks in and says, "Hey, nice ****. Where do you want me to hang the blinds?"
 
Azagoth said:
The Mother Superior tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes.

So the one nun says to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door." So they do this, and begin painting their room.

Soon they hear a knock at the door.

They ask, "Who is it?"

"Blind man!"

The nuns look at each other, then one nun says, "He's blind, he can't see. What could it hurt." They let him in. The blind man walks in and says, "Hey, nice ****. Where do you want me to hang the blinds?"
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Heh :)
 
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