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[Sycho]

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.

 

[Witcher1979]

What does a snowman ride? An icicle

 

[Wizzkidy]

Happy Christmas (ho ho ho)

 

[Rifte]

Whats the difference between Snow-men and Snow-women?

Snow Balls.

 

[Mr Badger]

Robot Santa: You have all been very naughty, very naughty indeed! Except you, Dr. Zoidberg, this is for you.
Zoidberg: A pogo stick!

 

[tamzzy]

Merry Christmas!!!

sorry I'm boring and can't think of anything witty =(

 

[bolterixus]

so guys merry Christmas I can't sing but I love making a snow man
good luck guys and ty man for competition.

MERRY CHRISTMAS HO HO HO

 

[FARGO]

It's Turbo Time!

 

[varkanoid]

Jingle Bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg.
The Batmobile lost a wheel
and the Joker got away (Hey!)

 

[fail at the internets]

merry xmas

in for xmas bunduru

 

[Pestilence]

Ho Ho Hope I win!

Thanks, neoglow!

 

[Footyslayer]

Merry Christmas ya filthy animal.

 

[5punk3monk3y]

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

Tinsilitis!

 

[Sargatanas2511]

Frosty the Snowman, was a jolly happy soul,
With a corn cob pipe and a button nose, and two eyes made of coal.

 

[itchy]

So is it the oxymoron burglar pedophile time of year again!

Happy Xmas!

 

[True_Scotsman]

What is the popular Christmas carol in Desert?

Camel ye Faithful.


What do you call an elf that sings?

ELFIS

 

[Gregster]

Hark! how the bells
Sweet silver bells
All seem to say,
"Throw cares away."
Christmas is here
Bringing good cheer
To young and old
Meek and the bold

 

[docsonic]

It's Christmas and the kid's gettin' his ####in' present.

 

[Kosmiche]

Mince pies are the ****

 

[Speed]

Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can 'ho ho ho'!

There is also a less family friendly version which I shall leave to your imagination!