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nice comp OP :) Merry Christmas all. Dont enter me as i have the games just couldnt resist popping in a christmas joke or 2 :)

What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas?

Twerky!



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"What's to-day?" cried Scrooge, calling downward to a boy in Sunday clothes, who perhaps had loitered in to look about him.

"Eh?" returned the boy, with all his might of wonder.

"What's to-day, my fine fellow?" said Scrooge.

"To-day?" replied the boy. "Why, Christmas Day."
 
What's the difference between snowmen and snow ladies?


Snowballs.



Edit - Already posted.......oh well it's the only one I know anyway.
 
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A spaceman came travelling on his ship from afar,
It was light years of time since his mission did start,
And over a village he halted his craft,
And it hung in the sky like a star, just like a star.
 
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You're a bum
You're a punk
You're an old **** on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy ******
Happy Christmas your ****
I pray God it's our last

The Pogues - Fairytale of New York with Kirsty Macoll

Would post the real lyrics but would be banned :p:D
 
Merry Xmas :)

Lacy things, the wife is missin'
Didn't ask, her permission
I'm wearin' her clothes
Her silk pantyhose
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

In the store, there's a teddy
Little straps, like spaghetti
It holds me so tight
Like handcuffs at night
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

In the office there's a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown
He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say, "Whoa Man!"
"Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"

Later on, if you wanna
We can dress, like Madonna
Put on some eyeshade
And join the parade
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

Lacy things- missin'
Didn't ask- permission
Wearin' her clothes
Her silk pantyhose
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
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