9 Dec 2014 at 19:13 #101 VincentHanna VincentHanna Caporegime Joined 30 Jul 2013 Posts 30,009 Now I have a machine gun. Ho-Ho-Ho
9 Dec 2014 at 19:31 #102 Dave85 Dave85 Soldato Joined 18 Jan 2004 Posts 9,387 Location Sunny Scotland Happy Holidays
9 Dec 2014 at 19:46 #103 Lovejoy! Lovejoy! Associate Joined 10 Mar 2004 Posts 1,374 Location Stourbridge, West Midlands Merry Christmas!
9 Dec 2014 at 19:51 #104 SoundsGood SoundsGood Soldato Joined 16 May 2008 Posts 2,579 Location Bristol What allows Santa to mass produce and distribute enough cheap toys for Christmas? Sleigh-very
9 Dec 2014 at 19:55 #105 Schizo Schizo Soldato Joined 19 Feb 2008 Posts 13,670 Location Home Why doesn't Santa have any kids Because he only comes once a year
9 Dec 2014 at 19:59 #106 shephga shephga Associate Joined 27 Feb 2003 Posts 1,160 I've been a good boy this year honest...
9 Dec 2014 at 20:04 #107 stoke1863 stoke1863 Soldato Joined 13 Jun 2009 Posts 4,581 Location Chesterfield What do you call a blind reindeer? No eye deer.
9 Dec 2014 at 20:13 #108 Jono8 Jono8 Caporegime Joined 20 May 2007 Posts 41,023 Location Surrey I saw mummy kissing Santa Claus...
9 Dec 2014 at 21:16 #109 mrk mrk Man of Honour Joined 18 Oct 2002 Posts 105,023 Location South Coast Why does Rudolph have a red nose? Because he has an AMD card
9 Dec 2014 at 21:26 #110 heman heman Associate Joined 21 Feb 2004 Posts 1,294 Location London What do you get when you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsilitis! Thanks for the generous offer neoglow. Merry Xmas all.
What do you get when you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsilitis! Thanks for the generous offer neoglow. Merry Xmas all.
9 Dec 2014 at 23:33 #111 Thekwango Thekwango Soldato Joined 5 Feb 2009 Posts 16,910 Location N. Ireland stoke1863 said: What do you call a blind reindeer? No eye deer. Click to expand... What do you call a blind reindeer with no legs?? Still no eye deer!! I want a hippopotamus for Christmas.......
stoke1863 said: What do you call a blind reindeer? No eye deer. Click to expand... What do you call a blind reindeer with no legs?? Still no eye deer!! I want a hippopotamus for Christmas.......
10 Dec 2014 at 21:03 #113 flinco flinco Associate Joined 22 Jan 2005 Posts 1,267 Location Australia Why don't you ever see Father Christmas in hospital? Because he has private elf care!
10 Dec 2014 at 21:40 #114 tidusjar tidusjar Soldato Joined 11 May 2011 Posts 2,901 Location Farnborough all i want for christmas is Nvidia Pick Your Path game!
10 Dec 2014 at 22:14 #115 Boge Boge Associate Joined 17 Sep 2009 Posts 1,063 I got one of those Dyson Ball Cleaners for Christmas. Unfortunately, I misunderstood what it was for and ended up in casualty... On the plus side I love this time of year. You can slam your laptop shut when your girlfriend walks into the room and you don't get any disgusted looks.
I got one of those Dyson Ball Cleaners for Christmas. Unfortunately, I misunderstood what it was for and ended up in casualty... On the plus side I love this time of year. You can slam your laptop shut when your girlfriend walks into the room and you don't get any disgusted looks.
10 Dec 2014 at 23:00 #116 Devlish Devlish Soldato Joined 12 Jan 2004 Posts 5,406 Location London Rolling, rolling, rolling, keep those reindeer rollin'....
10 Dec 2014 at 23:33 #117 MasterOC MasterOC Associate Joined 29 Sep 2014 Posts 1,696 Location Caithness , Wick What would you like for Christmas the. Little boy ... A ho ho ho ..
11 Dec 2014 at 03:35 #118 jesus2nd jesus2nd Associate Joined 14 Jan 2013 Posts 732 Location Leeds, YORKSHIRE Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas
11 Dec 2014 at 04:23 #119 Antar Bolaeisk Antar Bolaeisk Soldato Joined 19 Dec 2006 Posts 9,262 Location Saudi Arabia né Donegal Jingle Bells.
11 Dec 2014 at 04:59 #120 Efour Efour Caporegime Joined 8 Sep 2005 Posts 30,384 Location Norrbotten, Sweden. On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, Assassins Creed Unittttttty. God Jul !