Obscene Phone call

SexyGreyFox

SexyGreyFox

SexyGreyFox

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On saturday while watching the football I had an obscene phone call which went something like this -

Pervert - Are there any Walls there?
Me - No
Pervert - Are you sure there are no Walls there?
Me - I'm looking at one in front of me, behind and at the sides
Pervert - Do you have a pool there?
Me - Maybe (I'm Poole)
Pervert - Can you swim?
Me - No, I sink like a log (not true)
Pervert - Well thats ********** ***** *** useless then isn't it?
Me - Are you selling me insurance?
Pervert - No
Me - Are you going to start talking dirty to me so I can get my thing out? (or words to that effect)
Pervert - No
Me - Anyway, why aren't you watching football like a real man?
Pervert - Because I'm watching Dancing On Ice (at this point I couldn't stop laughing)

Pervert - Do you have sons?
Me - No
Pervert - Do you have daughters?
Me - Maybe
Pervert - So you do have daughters, is one called *******?
Me - Maybe (I do)
Pervert - Has she got nice nipples?
Me - I wouldn't know
Pervert - Well ********* is really good at ******** and *********** and loves to ************* etc.
Me - Oh, I know who you are, 17 years ago I ******* ****** with your Mum and Grandma in a threesome and you must be the afterbirth (He then put the phone down)

Now it didn't stop there and last night a lad rang at 10pm and asked for my daughter.
I left the speakerphone on and recognised his voice and told my daughter it was him.
She knew who he was and he gave his full name but she hadn't been in touch with him for 4 years since she was 14.
After a couple of minutes he APOLOGISED :eek: for what he done the night before.

I accepted his apology and told him he was more of a man for owning up.
unbelievable.
 
dmpoole said:
Like I said, apology accepted and I didn't really have your grandma, it was your mum & sister.
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My mom said something about a 70's throwback that sounded half Brummy and half scouse :eek: :p :)
 
I had a malicious phone call the other evening, and keep getting witheld numbers calling since :/

My friends also keep wondering why I answer the phone 'what?!' when they call me from work.

BB x
 
Sad little man with nothing else better to do tbh.

I wouldnt bother even wasting my time with people like that on the phone. :-/
 
G|mp said:
My mom said something about a 70's throwback that sounded half Brummy and half scouse :eek: :p :)
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How weird you said that.
When I gig up North people think I'm a Brummie and when I gig down south they think I'm a Scouser.
 
BrightonBelle said:
I had a malicious phone call the other evening, and keep getting witheld numbers calling since :/

My friends also keep wondering why I answer the phone 'what?!' when they call me from work.

BB x
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Report to police asap... they can trace calls made to your mobile, witheld or not.
 
He sounds like some sad geek who has a thing for your daughter but through his sick twisted logic, considers his actions to be the appropriate way to go about showing his affection.

Tell your daughter to be careful, there are some weirdos out there. :eek:
 
dmpoole said:
I accepted his apology and told him he was more of a man for owning up.
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You get a phonecall like that...find out that he knows/is speaking to your daughter..yet you accept his apology and decide he's a 'man'!? He's sounds more like a complete nutcase/loser than anything else.

Aren't you at all concerned he's trying to contact your daughter?
 
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