OcUK Beers of the World Mk2 Weekly Results - Round Z -

DirtyJester · 31 Aug 2013 at 20:46

The final week and Z - Zoo (animal featured beer name).

Without dragging things out any longer than needed, I just want to take a moment to thank everyone that has been involved with the competition.

Be they new, old, seasoned pros or even sickly poor (

alright sicknote), regardless if you managed to make it all the way through or not. Without you there just wouldn't be a game with all the smiles, tears, rants and laughter that help make our Saturday nights / Sunday mornings and frequently into the follow week

Cheers everybody (raises a glass) be proud of yourselves!

Results... (for added suspense)

DirtyJester - Rutland Panther - Gets 4 points
Mike306 - Stonehedge Ales Great Bustard - Gets 4 points
Sonea_Fifer - Birds & Bees - Gets 4 points
Mrs_Seabiscuit - Dark Side of The Moose - Gets 4 points
Seabiscuit - Lymestone Brewery Stone The Crows - Gets 4 points
PapaLazaru - Oakham Ales Scarlet Macaw - Gets 4 points
Marvt74 - Lion Lager - Gets 2 points
pingwing - Cat No. 44 Blond Ale - Gets 4 points
silent - Wolf Ale - Gets 4 points
Raptor - Mongoose - Gets 4 points
Jokester - Pretty Things Fluffy White Rabbits Hoppy Triple - Gets 4 points
Repta - Tasmaian Wolf - Gets 4 points
Squid - Lion Lager - Gets 2 points
Rojin - Glastonbury Ales Hedge Monkey - Gets 4 points

Bar Stool Fallers (Zero Points)

~Divine~Wind~
K.C. Leblanc
Kanifee
Voltar
lordfilbuster
Moobert
J-FRO
Ahleckz
cheechm
Windle
robfosters
bsoltan
King_Damager

DirtyJester - Rutland Panther

Mike306 - Stonehedge Ales Great Bustard

Sonea_Fifer - Birds & Bees

Mrs_Seabiscuit - Dark Side of The Moose

Seabiscuit - Lymestone Brewery Stone The Crows

PapaLazaru - Oakham Ales Scarlet Macaw

Marvt74 - Lion Lager

pingwing - Cat No. 44 Blond Ale

silent - Wolf Ale

Raptor - Mongoose

Jokester - Pretty Things Fluffy White Rabbits Hoppy Triple

Repta - Tasmaian Wolf

Squid - Lion Lager

Rojin - Glastonbury Ales Hedge Monkey

Raise a glass to the New BOTW Winner - Jokester

Oh and make sure you let Seabiscuit know your details!

seabiscuit said:
Ok everyone. With the end in sight, OcUK are offering our limited edition beermats to members of the community who took part in this round.
If you've taken part in at least two weeks and you would like us to send you some OcUK Beermats, trust me your forum name, name and address and we'll get these out to you.
We won't be shipping them straight away as it's easier for me to get them processed in a batch at a time, so please have patience as I'm just in this competition for fun too. Honestly. (ok, I've had email problems that have been less fun. sob)

And no MrsSeabiscuit, you don't need to send me your name and address.

Rojin · 31 Aug 2013 at 20:49

Well done Jokester, nice one

Many thanks for running the comp DJ, I know it hasn't been easy

much appreciated.

Mrs Seabiscuit · 31 Aug 2013 at 20:50

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA WELL DONE JOKESTERRRRRRRRRRRR
hats off to you sir

seabiscuit · 31 Aug 2013 at 20:50

Congratulations Jokester. Well played. I raise a glass to you, and to Dirty Jester for taking six months (yes guys, he's taken that much time to bring us fun), for a great competition, that I have really enjoyed taking part in. Congratulations Jokester. Thank you DJ.

p.s. Jokester, you deserve yo win for that beer name alone.

DirtyJester · 31 Aug 2013 at 20:50

Hollywood just couldn't write the script!

Commiserations to Marvt74 it just couldn't have been closer! Once again it just shows how close this competition can be!

Congrats Jokester! Well played sir

Raptor · 31 Aug 2013 at 20:51

Congratulations Jokester, well played.

All raise your glasses to the winner Jokester and DJ for another brilliantly run comp. Cheers!

DirtyJester · 31 Aug 2013 at 20:52

Mrs_Seabiscuit, get that image sorted into spoiler tags! It's huge!

..and which one is my drink

Mrs Seabiscuit · 31 Aug 2013 at 20:53

WELL DONE!! TO EVERYONE WITHOUT DJ AND ALL of you lot it wouldnt be possible. we shall meet again for BOTW 3!!

Jokester · 31 Aug 2013 at 20:53

Did not expect that at all!

Mrs Seabiscuit · 31 Aug 2013 at 20:53

DirtyJester said:
Mrs_Seabiscuit, get that image sorted into spoiler tags! It's huge!

..and which one is my drink

Sorreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee xxxx

Yours is all of them as you are ace in organising the official ocuk BOTW competions ok you can give one to jokester.

DirtyJester · 31 Aug 2013 at 20:56

Jokester said:
Did not expect that at all!

I don't think you were the only one mate! I checked the emails while in work today and nearly went into shock!

Mrs Seabiscuit said:
Sorreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee xxxx

Thank you

Martynt74 · 31 Aug 2013 at 21:04

Congratulations Jokester. I honestly thought I'd have won it with my Maldivian Lion beer. I drank that on my honeymoon and thought it would've been a great entry for the Animal round. Although I contemplated buying a great names one this afternoon which would've won it for me.

Well done to everyone else aswell. I've had a brilliant time throughout and wish I'd not been a bar stool caller straight from the off in the first comp. ill definitely be in there next time though.

/throws winners speech in the bin

Mrs Seabiscuit · 31 Aug 2013 at 21:07

Marvt74 said:
Congratulations Jokester. I honestly thought I'd have won it with my Maldivian Lion beer. I drank that on my honeymoon and thought it would've been a great entry for the Animal round. Although I contemplated buying a great names one this afternoon which would've won it for me.

Well done to everyone else aswell. I've had a brilliant time throughout and wish I'd not been a bar stool caller straight from the off in the first comp. ill definitely be in there next time though.

/throws winners speech in the bin

Comissionrasions (did I spell that right spell checker doesn't recognise it haha.) dude you were epic and we will see you very soon for BOTW 3

seabiscuit · 31 Aug 2013 at 21:07

Marvt74 said:
/throws winners speech in the bin

To be sung towards DirtyJester AT MAXIMUM VOLUME

(to the vague tune of My Way)
And now, the end is here
And so I face no carbonation
My friend, my beer is clear
I've drank my glass, of which is Belgian
I've lived a life that's full
I downed each and ev'ry double
And more, much more than this, I drank it my way

Wheat beers, I've had a few
But then again, too few to mention
I did what I had to do and saw it through without regurgitation
I planned each malted course, each careful step along the pub crawl
And more, much more than this, I drank it my way

Yes, there were times, I'm sure you follow
When I gulped off more than I could swallow
But through it all, when there was stout
I drank it up not spit it out
I faced it all and I stumbled forth and drank it my way

I've loved, I've laughed and cried
I've had my fill, my share of lager
And now, as beers subside, I find it so full of laughter
To think I did all that
And may I say, not in a dry way,
"Oh, no, oh, I.P.A., I drank it my way"

For what is a man, what has he got?
If not himself, then he has draught
To drink the things before he keels and not the words of one who kneels
The liver shows I took the blows and drank it my way!

DirtyJester · 31 Aug 2013 at 21:08

Marvt74 said:
Congratulations Jokester. I honestly thought I'd have won it with my Maldivian Lion beer. I drank that on my honeymoon and thought it would've been a great entry for the Animal round. Although I contemplated buying a great names one this afternoon which would've won it for me.

Well done to everyone else aswell. I've had a brilliant time throughout and wish I'd not been a bar stool caller straight from the off in the first comp. ill definitely be in there next time though.

/throws winners speech in the bin

Mate, you did yourself proud! You dropped down the table, fought back, almost won... and finished a joint second.

Besides if that is your missus in the police cap along with you (windows live icon/avatar) you're still winning!

Jokester · 31 Aug 2013 at 21:11

Cheers all, didn't expect that all, so I'm just going to say thanks to everyone for taking part and special thanks to DJ for running it!

Mrs Seabiscuit · 31 Aug 2013 at 21:12

seabiscuit said:
To be sung towards DirtyJester AT MAXIMUM VOLUME

(to the vague tune of My Way)
And now, the end is here
And so I face no carbonation
My friend, my beer is clear
I've drank my glass, of which is Belgian
I've lived a life that's full
I downed each and ev'ry double
And more, much more than this, I drank it my way

Wheat beers, I've had a few
But then again, too few to mention
I did what I had to do and saw it through without regurgitation
I planned each malted course, each careful step along the pub crawl
And more, much more than this, I drank it my way

Yes, there were times, I'm sure you follow
When I gulped off more than I could swallow
But through it all, when there was stout
I drank it up not spit it out
I faced it all and I stumbled forth and drank it my way

I've loved, I've laughed and cried
I've had my fill, my share of lager
And now, as beers subside, I find it so full of laughter
To think I did all that
And may I say, not in a dry way,
"Oh, no, oh, I.P.A., I drank it my way"

For what is a man, what has he got?
If not himself, then he has draught
To drink the things before he keels and not the words of one who kneels
The liver shows I took the blows and drank it my way!

Maccapacca · 31 Aug 2013 at 21:13

Well done Jokester welcome to the Elite

DirtyJester · 31 Aug 2013 at 21:15

maccapacca said:
Well done Jokester welcome to the Elite

Well smart arse, you going to try for a second?

Maccapacca · 31 Aug 2013 at 21:15

Don't think I can top perfection

OcUK Beers of the World Mk2 Weekly Results - Round Z -

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