OcUK I need your help :)

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Right I have a department party coming up (5th Nov) because we don't get much time off for Christmas (dam retail). For this party we have to get a random present to the value of £5-£10.

This is where you lot come in :). It's got to be really random, rude or really funny. Examples from last year are: socks, body chocolate, rude things (if you know what I mean), used scratch cards, toilet rolls, clothes pegs.

All we do is everybody wraps up what they have brought puts it in a big bag, then someone walks round with the bag so people can put there arm in and pick.

I am really stuck for ideas, I don't mind spending £10 if it's worth it.

So OcUK I need your help :) thank you.
 
vibrator?


or a Durex **** ring, iirc you can get them in Tesco but that might only be in student areas.
 
night with a hooker?


but for only £10 it's going to be more of a crack whore than an escort.


inflatable sheep + lube?
 
Morrisons had a giant tin of vaseline...for the lips.

Not sure all what it contains but if there are a lot of girls it would be handy. My partner said he'd do it for his secrete santa (they get names given to them out of the hat) as a couple of the lassies in his place love their lip balm stuff.
 
Morrisons had a giant tin of vaseline...for the lips.

Not sure all what it contains but if there are a lot of girls it would be handy. My partner said he'd do it for his secrete santa (they get names given to them out of the hat) as a couple of the lassies in his place love their lip balm stuff.

I've read this post several times and am still in a state of bewilderment?
 
It has something to do with his boyfriend wanting to lube up lassie with Vaseline as far as i can tell :confused:
 
I tried googling for this to give you a link but the only one I found was eharmony and its american and more than a tenner.

I was thinking maybe a gift subscription card to a dating website, in the hope someone single picks it up! :D
 
Buy £8 worth of rice and £2 of bottled water and find out where the person lives, drop the rice down their chimney followed by the water and then watch as the expanding rice destroys their house.
 
Aww links wont work, google: tshirt hell > top link > find "He Loves the MALECHICKEN" where MALECHICKEN use suitable other word.

Wore it to my dads funeral, grey one white writing.. I have no idea where it is now though but tbh it wouldnt fit me if I found it anyway was like XXL or XL or smth.. I need a new one! :D
 
I've read this post several times and am still in a state of bewilderment?

Morrisons has this on offer.
http://www.wilkinsonplus.com/vaseline-lip-therapy-gift-tin/invt/0309655/

And I was saying my partner was thinking about getting it for his secret santa, but unlike the OP where the presents are drawn at random, he gets a persons name drawn at random. Couple of the lassies in his office use the lip balm a lot, and as such was trying to ask the OP if he is in a similiar situation.
 
Ah ok get that now ta. So why not just buy lots of lip balm ('cos they're cheap) and present them to named balm fans at xmas? Why do the secret thing?
 
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