Well I saw the van that my Secret Santa was in, watched the driver park up on my property, have a good long stare at my house then turn around and drive out without bothering to get out of his van. Despite me waving, banging windows and dropping an important call to chase him down, he drove off. Very few things in life more annoying than some ****** ****wit in a van not bothering to get out.
All I'll say is this: "dead people can't drive off".