*** OcUK Secret Santa 2019 - Sign Up CLOSED - Discussion Thread ***

[Lakeland]

I can't wait for another golden hot pants picture! Wish I could see the look of horror on their faces when they realised they've been Golden Hot Pantsed!

You never know, they may just be glad to be able to show off their physique to a load of men

 

[mrk]

You never know, they may just be glad to be able to show off their physique to a load of men

And one woman, see the Ugg shoes thread

 

[Megahurtz400]

You never know, they may just be glad to be able to show off their physique to a load of men

My present doesn't seem like it'd be gold hot pants, and to be quite honest, i'm devastated

 

[RoboCod]

I really think I might have gotten them!!

 

[Maccy]

Videos of every paper plane using every sheet, this is the way.

This is the way.

 

[neoboy]

Got mine this morning, too small to be a butt plug.

 

[touch]

too small to be a butt plug.

You've played too many secret santas and the standard size is far too small now?

 

[neoboy]

At this point I would need the golden pants just to keep it in place

 

[TwsT]

Still waiting. Useless postman....

 

[Ahleckz]

Received, thanks Santa!

 

[Thekwango]

Received, thanks Santa!

Your welcome......

 

[Vidar]

My present doesn't seem like it'd be gold hot pants, and to be quite honest, i'm devastated

If you're not the unlucky soul, maybe I could send you something related for your birthday, not quite golden hotpants but something equally as demeaning? haha

I really think I might have gotten them!!

I suppose you've got a 39 to 1 chance (If that's how many others there are participating, I'm feeling too lazy to check hahaha)

 

[RoboCod]

Received, thanks Santa!

You're also welcome

 

[RoboCod]

I suppose you've got a 39 to 1 chance (If that's how many others there are participating, I'm feeling too lazy to check hahaha)

Well I opened what was a box and inside are several individually wrapped presents and a card. One of presents just has the word "enjoy" and is definitely hot pants shape/size/weight... What else can be hot pants sized and equally enjoyable?!

I've already warned the GF that there will be expectations of her if they do turn out to be hotpants

 

[Vidar]

Well I opened what was a box and inside are several individually wrapped presents and a card. One of presents just has the word "enjoy" and is definitely hot pants shape/size/weight... What else can be hot pants sized and equally enjoyable?!

That sounds a bit like cheating to me! lol Maybe someone is trying to get your hopes up/terrify you?

 

[Megahurtz400]

If you're not the unlucky soul, maybe I could send you something related for your birthday, not quite golden hotpants but something equally as demeaning? haha

I'm never going to be rude enough to turn down a free gift

 

[LewisRaz]

A rather large box has arrived

 

[LuckyBenski]

A rather large box has arrived

Likewise, mine's mahoosive

 

[Greebo]

Likewise, mine's mahoosive

Giant sized butt plug incoming then???? Or very, very large hotpants.

So who got the present on a pallet then?

 

[krisboats]

Mine has arrived, thanks secret santa.