Offensive joke!

It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife are facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do
is make jokes about her false leg. Personally, I think it's prosthetic.

Wonder how many planes she's going to buy with her settlement. Or razors for the other leg.
 
How do you know when a pole has been in your garden?,
your bins are empty and the cat is pregnant.

ok its garbage but what the hell.
 
Lold...

But its ok...

Wales Mining Industry is making a comeback....




Apparently they found some copper in snowdonia.........
 
Shannon Matthews first words on been rescued were "Have Newcastle won under Keagan yet" To which a copper replied "****ing hell you've only been gone a month"
 
What's worse than letting Michael Jackson baby sit your kids? Letting the McCann's take them on holiday

What's worse than letting the McCann's take you kids on holiday? Letting Ian Huntley give them a bath
 
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