** Offical: Why are you up late thread **

I'm up late as I always end up looking at Wikipedia all night, I start on one page then end up a complete other place (anyone played the Wiki game by the way?). I paid £700 for my PC and I spend most of my time looking at pages on Wikipedia. Right in the middle of my GCSE's as well. I started looking at the Ring movies plots, then some other movies, then the idea of infinity and division by zero, then about boats and subs (an American boat shut down once due to division by 0). I usually end up looking at war and military related pages.

i hate to write a professional ethics paper on "The Patriot" an american anti missle rocket that serious lee fooked up heres an excert from my paper. I think its on Wikipedia if you are bored lol

"During the Gulf War on the 25th February 1991 a Scud missile defence system known as The Patriot located in an American army base within Dhahran, Saudi Arabia, failed to track and intercept an incoming Israeli insurgent Scud missile. The incoming Scud instantly killed 28 soldiers and injured at least another 100 people. Upon further inspection by the American army, the fault seemed to have occurred due to inaccurate arithmetic errors calculated by the embedded computer software. These miscalculations had been so inaccurate that they had caused the defence system to scan the wrong coordinate sector for incoming Scud missiles, ending in complete disaster."

i suck at writting :D
 
I'm up late as I always end up looking at Wikipedia all night, I start on one page then end up a complete other place

I've fallen into the same bottomless pit, i just cant get enough of Wikipedia tbh.

Like a few days ago, started on "Universe" and managed to end up in "Nova Scotia" :eek:
 
Care to explain, I have no idea what you or anyone is talking about. The guy above the guy above the guy above, that is the guy on the end of the previous page (I'm not going to quote).

And yeh, Wikipedia is like knowledge pornography, can't get enough random facts.
 
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Well I aranged to go bowling with a friend, and invited other people, one of my friends suggested it might be an idea to go for a meal, anyway I arange this then the original friend drops out, we get to the pub and the friend that suggested the meal drops out, but 5 of us go anyway and have a great meal.

We then hung out untill just now, and I am currently having my tea, Sasuage Rolls, Bread And Butter, Muller Corner, Chocolate Cake And Milkshake, I am as of yet undecided if I will just stay up till tomorow or go to bed after a bit of reading.

True Story.
 
Your life until college ÷ Wikipedia^∞ * porn = sex

Well I do have a girlfriend so the chances of sex are vastly improved when compared to someone lacking a girlfriend. And one can only imagine the power of Wiki to the power of infinity. The amount of hours that could be wasted on that learning so much ****.

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I now find myself making dog noises and telling my computer to shut the **** up while dancing like a homosexual spacker. What have I become. I pity myself.

Hmm, spacker on Wikipedia, I feel better about myself now.

Wikipedia + Spacker/Spastic = Youtube * Joey Deacon = My current life.
 
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Taken one too many handfuls of painkillers and spent my night with the room spinning / throwing up.

oops.
 
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