Oh so wrong!

Sepheh · 11 Jun 2006 at 23:42

So since I have got back from Australia I have lost a lot of weight and worked on my general appearance a bit... Anyway today it paid off in the most wrong way ever! My neighbour who is a bit of a Shazza with three children and is divorced started flirting with me, then followed to say 'Oh im probably to old for you'... then said something along the lines of 'Wouldnt bother me!'

I am slightly disgusted and a bit disturbed!

Amp34 · 11 Jun 2006 at 23:43

Get in there!!!

KingOfAquitaine · 11 Jun 2006 at 23:44

Amp34 said:
Get in there!!!

seconded

ballistic · 11 Jun 2006 at 23:45

so you are gay then

MILF MILF MILF MILF

lay-z-boy · 11 Jun 2006 at 23:46

Amp34 said:
Get in there!!!

q4t

BloodWolf · 11 Jun 2006 at 23:46

Sepheh · 11 Jun 2006 at 23:47

ballistic said:
so you are gay then

MILF MILF MILF MILF

Lol thats the thing she isnt a MILF... her voice is enough to make anyone impotent, innit, ya no *** im sayin like...

squiffy · 11 Jun 2006 at 23:48

Sepheh said:
So since I have got back from Australia I have lost a lot of weight and worked on my general appearance a bit... Anyway today it paid off in the most wrong way ever! My neighbour who is a bit of a Shazza with three children and is divorced started flirting with me, then followed to say 'Oh im probably to old for you'... then said something along the lines of 'Wouldnt bother me!'

I am slightly disgusted and a bit disturbed!

I thought women are interested in personality, not appearence. If that's the case tell her your willy is only 1cm long...hey it's the personality that counts, right?

Ex-RoNiN · 11 Jun 2006 at 23:49

Sepheh said:
Lol thats the thing she isnt a MILF... her voice is enough to make anyone impotent, innit, ya no *** im sayin like...

Stop crying and do your deed like any man would. Any hole's a score, even if its minging :cool:

benneh · 11 Jun 2006 at 23:50

Hit the milf.

In the ovarie.

Cybermyk · 11 Jun 2006 at 23:51

The kids will be asleep by now mate

This thread just tells us that you want to but you need some immoral suport tbh

tedaC · 11 Jun 2006 at 23:51

hit it

Sepheh · 11 Jun 2006 at 23:54

Problem shared is a problem halved, problem shared on the internet doesnt solve much... but I thought I would try and get that vomit taste out of my mouth!

ballistic · 11 Jun 2006 at 23:55

Sepheh · 11 Jun 2006 at 23:56

OH NOES!!!!

Does this mean I have to present my arm for the beats?

pinkacidbootson · 11 Jun 2006 at 23:56

TTIUWP

Amp34 · 11 Jun 2006 at 23:58

Johanson said:
TTIUWP

Unless she really is that bad, then maybe post her daughter instead!

(if shes old enough)

ballistic · 11 Jun 2006 at 23:59

how old is she, what does she look like (from behind)?

Sepheh · 12 Jun 2006 at 00:01

Her daughter is 10 :/

I dont wanna take a picture of her, she might get the wrong idea, and no she isnt that hot... Matteh who is on this forum on time to time will certainly vouch for that... his words as she finished talking to me were along the lines of ewwww what the **** man

lay-z-boy · 12 Jun 2006 at 00:02

Amp34 said:
Unless she really is that bad, then maybe post her daughter instead!

(if shes old enough)

go on!!!11!1one (not to the kiddie bit)