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Sepheh

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So since I have got back from Australia I have lost a lot of weight and worked on my general appearance a bit... Anyway today it paid off in the most wrong way ever! My neighbour who is a bit of a Shazza with three children and is divorced started flirting with me, then followed to say 'Oh im probably to old for you'... then said something along the lines of 'Wouldnt bother me!'

I am slightly disgusted and a bit disturbed! :(
 
Problem shared is a problem halved, problem shared on the internet doesnt solve much... but I thought I would try and get that vomit taste out of my mouth!
 
Her daughter is 10 :/

I dont wanna take a picture of her, she might get the wrong idea, and no she isnt that hot... Matteh who is on this forum on time to time will certainly vouch for that... his words as she finished talking to me were along the lines of ewwww what the **** man
 
I like that shirt... the pose yes slightly gay it was the way the photo was taken... They were telling me to smile so I posed and said like this... hey presto, photo was taken!
 
Pfft, if you want to know about my sexuality feel free to consult Holly35, she will vouch for it!

As for the fashion sense I see nothing homosexual about them! If anything its more indie pfft!
 
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LOL!!! No seriously I will take a picture, you will completely understand, she even has a boyfriend... she repulses me, and has come round at all sorts of wierd times... to just say hi :(
 
holly35 said:
I wouldnt rely on me to back up your hetrosexuality! your the campest bf iv had! :p
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Yeah i forgot because I went out with you for two years... it makes you a man and yes I am gay... :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
 
Well lets face it there is no evidence to support me being gay, more to prove I am straight... You guys are just jealous because I have better taste in fashion and hair styles? :p you are scared I am going to steal all your womens aswell!
 
You ever been drunk and not been able to get an erection? Well I would have to be far more drunk than that to even think about going with this repulsive lady... honestly she scares the bejezus out of me! And thats just the practical side of things! Lets not forget I have morals, she has a boyfriend... lets also not forget I am not quite ready to be called Dad yet :eek:
 
haha! No I just have a feeling that the kids will want be calling me Dad! I think she will be calling me for child support before i even get an erection! You know the type!
 
holly35 said:
i never said u were gay...just camp! Pink shirts etc etc its just u fit into the stereotype, and u seem to want to. Whenn i first met u, u seemed to thnk id laugh at u putting on a camp accent! You loved the attention it got u!
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Not true... I did that because you had a boyfriend and I wanted to make him think I was not a threat so I could spend more time with you!
 
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