Ebony and ivory, live together in perect harmoy, side by side on my scrotum, oh mum, why can't we?
You have contracted noirphalluspigmentatia, otherwise known as Black Mans Nob disease. Your whole body will eventually turn the same colour. As has been mentioned Michael Jackson has this exact same condition, only in reverse. The only remaining black part of his body is his penis.
I'm sure there is a career in pornography for you somewhere, possibly in the glory hole field. Imagine her surprise when the wall is removed ay?