I think you're oversimplifying it a bit there. A lot more goes into building a distro than simply slapping a kernel in, adding a desktop enviroment and window manager then installing a few programs.
Does it support USB booting?
If not.... PXE boot it
Does it support USB booting?
I know, i hate taking apart laptops. You don't know how much force to use. But on the keyboard i remember mine had a frictionless connection onto the motherboard.