it is indeed an american Joke. originally she was in the Airforce and had a machine gun, and there were twice as many enemies...
OMG a joke!
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it is indeed an american Joke. originally she was in the Airforce and had a machine gun, and there were twice as many enemies...
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My mate whos trying for the RAF says so, so NEEEERRR!!
Its to do with the menstrual cycle and stuff and how all theyre emotions change during it.
Ewww
Not bad, not bad.
will use it tomos 
a man sleeping with his new GF notices a photo of a man beside the bed
, he asks if it is her ex husband? no she replied, Another boyfriend? no she replies.your dad or you brother he asks, again she says no
well who is it then he asks
me last year she says
, he asks if it is her ex husband? no she replied, Another boyfriend? no she replies.your dad or you brother he asks, again she says no
well who is it then he asks
me last year she says
It's amazing how jokes evolve over the decades, I reckon the OP joke is based on this one:
Jonny is at school and the teacher asks for stories with a moral in them. So he puts his hand up, and is asked to recite his story:
The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding along when suddenly they're surrounded by indians. The Lone Ranger is hit almost straight away with an arrow and is killed.
Tonto pulls out his rifle and plugs away at the indians, killing several until his rifle jams. So he pulls out a pair of pistols and carries on, many more indians bite the dust, but he's soon out of ammo. So Tonto jumps off his horse and starts fighting hand to hand. Soon there are no indians left.
Shocked, the teacher asked Jonny where the moral was in the story.
Don't mess with Tonto cos he's a hard *******!
Jonny is at school and the teacher asks for stories with a moral in them. So he puts his hand up, and is asked to recite his story:
The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding along when suddenly they're surrounded by indians. The Lone Ranger is hit almost straight away with an arrow and is killed.
Tonto pulls out his rifle and plugs away at the indians, killing several until his rifle jams. So he pulls out a pair of pistols and carries on, many more indians bite the dust, but he's soon out of ammo. So Tonto jumps off his horse and starts fighting hand to hand. Soon there are no indians left.
Shocked, the teacher asked Jonny where the moral was in the story.
Don't mess with Tonto cos he's a hard *******!
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