omg ever found a spider in the bath!

I imagine the birds last words might have been "Oh, I appear to have flown into a web of some sorts. Not to worry, since I am a bird I should simply be able to flap a bit and break through these web fibres fairly easily. I am a bird afterall, not the size of a chicken or eagle I'll grant you, but a bird none the less. Certainly not the size of a moth for example. Hmm, flapping doesn't seem to be doing the trick. To think I actually ate a spider yesterday <bird laugh>. <more flapping> Ok, this is now officially not cool, someone might see me flapping like this, if Bob or Jim sees this I'll never hear the end of it. <more flapping, notices chuffing great spider approaching>. Ah. <furious flapping>. Erm. <extreme flapping> Bugger. Erm, 'Ello there, you wouldn't happen to be the owner of this web would you? I seem to have become, hey... now no there's no need for that...come on! I'm a BIRD ffs!......Alright then you *******, do you worst, I hope I give you indegestion. Ouch."
 
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Bubo said:
I imagine the birds last words might have been "Oh, I appear to have flown into a web of some sorts. Not to worry, since I am a bird I should simply be able to flap a bit and break through these web fibres fairly easily. I am a bird afterall, not the size of a chicken or eagle I'll grant you, but a bird none the less. Certainly not the size of a moth for example. Hmm, flapping doesn't seem to be doing the trick. To think I actually ate a spider yesterday <bird laugh>. <more flapping> Ok, this is now officially not cool, someone might see me flapping like this, if Bob or Jim sees this I'll never hear the end of it. <more flapping, notices chuffing great spider approaching>. Ah. <furious flapping>. Erm. <extreme flapping> Bugger. Erm, 'Ello there, you wouldn't happen to be the owner of this web would you? I seem to have become, hey... now no there's no need for that...come on! I'm a BIRD ffs!......Alright then you *******, do you worst, I hope I give you indegestion. Ouch."
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Actually LOL-ing at that :D
 
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